Let's face it folks: When you get down to it, if people have to ask this question, then you're probably guilty of something.
If you, as a player, find yourself being analyzed and talked about every week with the question "Is this player dirty?" involved, you just might be a dirty player.
If you're guilty of 10 out of 11 on this list, then you're definitely a dirty player and need to adjust your style of play.
Sorry, if you're reading this and thinking, hey, this guy is talking about me or my favorite player, but the proof is in the pudding—wait, there was pudding?
Anyways, if you're sitting at home on Sunday wondering why you're short in the pocketbook while washing the blood off your cleats and watching yourself on NFL Network, you're definitely a dirty player.
Here's your sign and no soup for you.