Yankees Burn Red Sox with Latest Free Agent Signing

JerseySenior Analyst IDecember 24, 2008

The Yankees cannot be stopped!

They've already signed CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett, and today they made another big move.

No, not the Teixeira signing. That's old news. Come on people, we already knew about that.

The Yankees have signed catcher Kevin Cash to a minor league deal.

Buahahahaha! Red Sox fans be damned, we have stolen your former backup catcher! Who's gonna catch Tim Wakefield's crazy knuckleballs now?

Yeah, I'm actually pretty sure the Yankees only signed this guy to mess with Boston. There's really no other reason. Even if Jorge Posada isn't fully healthy, the Yankees would sooner give playing time to Francisco Cervelli, who is famous for last year's run-in (or should I say bull-rush-in) with Team Sunshine in spring training.

Gratuitous corny line: Even when spending money, the Yanks continue to bring in Cash!