"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity."
"I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie."
"I have to thank the guy who fired me because he was also the guy who hired me."
Serge Savard, after getting fired from Montreal.
"When we've got the puck, they can't score."
"I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I am a millionaire."
"The day you hear someone call me captain will be the day I buy a boat."
"A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries."
"Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental."
"We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital."
"We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor."
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