Matt Millen Mastercard Ad

Aaron LiebmanAnalyst IDecember 23, 2008

None of these figures are accurate.  It just sounds better to list an actual amount rather than X or blank...

SEVERANCE PACKAGE: $20,000

UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: $400 a week

TEMPORARY JOB AT MCDONALD'S: $7 an hour

GETTING FIRED FROM THE NFL'S WORST ORGANIZATION AND SEE THEM GET WORSE WITHOUT YOU: Priceless...

Some things money can't buy.  For everything else, there's Mastercard.  Laughers at 0-16 teams everywhere.