NFL Week 13 Picks: Indianapolis Colts and More Teams Guaranteed to Fail Sunday

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Nothing will stop these bums from suiting up on Sunday.

The Colts may not be throwing games for Andrew Luck, but they might as well start trying. Nothing else is working for the biggest flop of the 2011 season.

They lead the list of teams that are looking at losses headed into a swath of enticing games for fans. I do have to hand it to the Colts. They were dealt a horrible hand in losing Peyton Manning, but they have tried to put their best out there every week.

Unfortunately for Colts fans, their best has never been as good as their opponents' best. And so the spiral continues downward.

Indianapolis Colts: Let's say that the Colts offense clicks on all cylinders. Let's get even crazier and say that their secondary is up to the task of defending the Patriots aerial attack.

I still like Tom Brady in a close game over anything the Colts have shown. Now consider that this game will be far from close and you see what I'm driving at.

The Patriots are locked in right now and just torched the Eagles secondary in their last game. The Colts have no hope, pretty much like every other week.

Kansas City Chiefs: So far, Tyler Palko looks to be the starter on Sunday. That right there should be enough to get the shovels out and bury the Chiefs against a tough Bears defense.

Even if Kyle Orton take the reigns at some point, he will be in a new system with a whole new set of players to get used to. The Bears defense has been far too hot not to expect disastrous returns.

New York Giants: Let's get mystical for a second. The Giants have the talent to upset the Packers, but they don't have the mental aspect.

I usually hate to go with intangibles, but Tom Coughlin's team looks lost. And you don't beat the best team in the league playing that way.