Sports Hotties Who Should Have Their Own Reality Shows
There is a major void of sports hotties in reality television at the moment. Pretty much everything on VH1 is unwatchable to anyone with a soul, and there isn't much beyond that.
Kendra is okay, but it really hasn't been the same since she had a baby. I know babies are a miracle or whatever, but Kendra "the mom" isn't exactly what we all signed up for.
Well, one of my hobbies happens to be imaginary television production, and I've got some show ideas for any struggling network looking for a sure-fire hit.
Just for fun, I've cast 25 of the hottest hotties in sports in their very own imaginary reality shows.
25. Chris Cooley & Christy Oglevee
Title: Chris & Christy's Capital Chaos
Premise: Follow Washington Redskins tight end Chris "Captain Chaos" and his wife Christy, a former Skins cheerleader who was fired over her relationship with Cooley, during a shenanigan-filled off-season.
Chris and Christy own and art gallery in Virginia and we'll get to watch Christy watch Chris engaged in some of many hobbies, such as making pottery, maintaining his eBay store, listening to heavy metal and update his blog.
24. Hope Solo
Title: Sulking and Soccer with Solo
Premise: Get a behind-the-scenes look at one of the most recognized women in sports. Follow Solo as she works tirelessly to rectify her unjust ouster on Dancing with the Stars.
Something tells me it won't be renewed for a second season and Hope will be peeved.
23. Gina Carano
Title: Don't Cross Carano
Premise: With her 30th birthday quickly approaching, MMA star Gina Carano is starting to contemplate a life after Strikeforce.
Carano is contemplating a career as an actress and on the prowl for some hot man-candy who is tough enough to play the leading man in her life.
22. Caroline Wozniaki & Rory McIlroy
Title: Up and Coming
Premise: Caroline Wozniacki is an up and coming tennis star and boyfriend Rory McIlroy became an instant golf sensation after his run away victory at the 2011 U.S. Open. Neither are shy and both have already made headlines for prodding legends in their respective sports; put them together and they're twice as cocky.
Follow the two of them as they travel the globe to compete by day and raise hell by night.
21. Gisele Bundchen
Title: Brady & Bundchen's Billions
Premise: Get a peak into the private life of superstar quarterback Tom Brady, but the real focus of the show is Brady's better half Gisele Bundchen.
Gisele is the one of the most beautiful women in the world and will become the first model to amass a billion dollar fortune. Follow Gisele as she juggles modeling, motherhood and managing her various business ventures.
20. Evgeni Malkin & Oksana Kondakova
Title: Oksana's Opulence
Premise: Penguins superstar Evgeni Malkin and his blonde bombshell fiance Oksana Kondakova spend the NHL offseason beebopping around the globe.
Follow the pair as they jaunt from one exotic destination to the next! Their English isn't…how you say…good, so Oksana in a bikini will have to carry most episodes.
19. Angela Rypien
Title: Angela's Athletic Ambition
Premise: Angela Rypien is the quarterback for the Seattle Mist and the daughter of retired NFL quarterback Mark Rypien.
Follow Angela as she dominates in the LFL and meet friends like Alexandria Schlereth, daughter of retired Bronco Mark Schlereth. Look for occasional cameos from the retired NFL players in her life.
18. Traci Lynn Johnson & Tiki Barber
Title: Traci & Tiki: Till Death do They Part
Premise: Follow Tiki Barber's future trophy wife, Traci Lynn Johnson, as she plans the their over-the-top wedding and watch the unemployed Barber struggle with how to pay for it all.
17. the Partridge Twins
Title: Hailey & Sierra's Endless Summer
Premise: Haily and Sierra Partridge are professional surfers and full-time college students. Follow them through graduation, and to a number of exotic surfing locals, as they transition from coeds to professional athletes.
Naturally beautiful blonde identical twins aren't hurting for modeling work and the girls struggle to maintain balance in their lives.
16. Leryn Franco
Title: Leryn's London
Premise: Paraguayan javelin thrower Leryn Franco became an instant global sensation during the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, despite placing 51st in her competition.
Franco is determined to improve her performance at the 2012 Olympic Games in London. Follow her as she trains for the Olympics, works as a model and socializes with her crazy hot friends.
15. Vanessa & Kobe Bryant
Title: Vanessa & Kobe: Love & the Lakers
Premise: Get a behind-the-scenes look at basketball's biggest star, Kobe Bryant and his family life with wife Vanessa Bryant.
Follow the two through an NBA off-season as they raise their girls and lead a surprisingly normal life…well as normal as anything involving Kobe Bryant could be.
14. Rebecca Grant
Title: Rebecca Grant's Real Game
Premise: Rebecca Grant is known for her stints at ESPN and FoxSports and her successful modeling career.
Today Grant is living in Beverly Hills and working as an actress and television personality. Follow her as she auditions for movies, heads out on the town and spends every Sunday rooting for her Buffalo Bills.
13. John Daly
Title: John Daly is Angry
Premise: John Daly is a bit of a loose cannon who stands out a sore thumb on the golf course.
Follow Daly as he tries to overcome his checkered past and achieve some real success on the PGA tour. Maybe Daly will ultimately succeed, but expect some entertaining bumps along the way.
12. Brooklyn Decker
Title: Brooklyn's Big Break
Premise: Brooklyn Decker is a supermodel who is transitioning into a career in acting. Her husband is tennis player Andy Roddick whose career is on the decline.
Follow the couple as Roddick struggles to deal with his wife's growing success; will the strain in their marriage be too much to overcome?
11. Jenn Sterger
Title: Jenn Sterger's New York
Premise: Jenn Sterger became a household name when Deadspin reported that she had been on the receiving end of some suggestive texts and voicemails from retired quarterback Brett Favre.
Today Sterger has put the scandal behind her and is working as a writer, model and television personality in New York City. Follow her through her professional and personal pursuits in the Big Apple.
10. Laura Cavender
Title: Playboy DJ LC
Premise: Laura Cavender leads quite a life. She plays quarterback for the Los Angeles Temptation (LFL), she's a model who has appeared in Playboy and she's a successful DJ who works all over the country.
Follow DJ LC to the Playboy Mansion, LFL games, modeling jobs and DJ gigs.
9. Danica Patrick
Title: Danica's Driving
Premise: Get a glimpse into the world of NASCAR and one of the sports more recognizable drivers.
Follow Danica Patrick as she works to improve her record and gain the respect of her fellow drivers. Expect a few meltdowns along the way from this notoriously hotheaded racer.
8. Michelle Beadle
Title: Michelle Beadle Busts Your Balls
Premise: ESPN's Michelle Beadle is single and loving life. When she's not sucking poison from a snakebitten coworker, she's dressed in spandex body suit doing God knows what.
Follow Beadle as she co-hosts SportsNation and travels around the country doing various awesome things.
7. Mike Mizanin &Maryse Ouellet
Title: The Miz & Maryse
Premise: Stunning WWE Diva Maryse Oullet is dating Real World alum turned professional wrestler Mike "The Miz" Mizanin.
Follow them in their private lives and get a behind-the-scenes look at the world of professional wrestling.
6. Las Vegas Sin (LFL)
Title: Living with the Las Vegas Sin
Premise: Follow the LFL's Las Vegas Sin throughout the entire season with Sin City as the backdrop.
Also get a look into the lives of players like Joey Davenport and see what they do to occupy their time off-the-field in Las Vegas.
5. Anna Benson
Title: Anna's Full Deck
Premise: Anna Benson is the wild-eyed wife of retired pitcher Kris Benson and it's a wonder she doesn't already have her own show.
Follow Anna "The Gold Digger" as she pursues a career as a professional poker player. Look for cameos from some of pokers biggest names as Anna looks for a mentor.
4. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Title: The Making of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Premise: Finally a show about models that features models that are not painful to look at. Get an inside look at the model selection process and watch them compete in various sexy physical challenges in order to have a shot at the cover.
Kate Upton will be featured prominently.
3. Shantel Jackson & Floyd Mayweather
Title: Money & the Model
Premise: Boxer Floyd "Money" Mayweather and his girlfriend Shantel Jackson live large in Las Vegas. Follow them has they "make it rain" all over Sin City.
2. A.J. Daulerio, Deadspin
Title: Inside Deadspin
Premise: Nothing is off-limits to Deadspin's A.J. Daulerio. Follow Daulerio and get a behind-the-scenes look at website, and the people who make it tick, that is responsible for breaking some of the biggest sports scandals of the decade.
1. Jade Bryce & Mercedes Terrell
Title: Beautiful Bellator
Premise: Bellator girls Jade Bryce and Mercedes Terrell are smoking hot broads who know the best way to get attention is to pretend to be lesbians.
Follow these Bellator besties as they faux wrestle for photo shoots, don bikinis and splash each other in various bodies of water and touch each other suggestively whenever possible.