The Mirror claims that Arsenal are planning a sensational bid for Manchester United's loan striker Carlos Tevez.
Tevez's Old Trafford deal runs out in June. United have still not signed Tevez permanently. A deal that takes Tevez to Old Trafford will cost them £32million.
With that kind of a price tag on the Argentine's head and considering the history of Arsenal signings with Arsene Wenger at the helm, R-R knows this is just another cheesy rumor.
Reports have linked Wigan winger Antonio Valencia to a shock £14million deal that will take him to Real Madrid.
Valencia is said to be high on Juande Ramos' Christmas shopping list and Roman Calderon is ready to be Ramos' secret Santa.
Arsenal and Tottenham are reportedly interested in ex-Liverpool right-back Steve Finnan.
Finnan moved from Liverpool to Espanyol in the summer but has failed to settle in Catalunya. Now that's a player who fits Arsene's bill.
William Gallas' agent is a busy man with Juventus, Milan, and Paris Saint-Germain all in the hunt for the French defender. Gallas, whose latest performances have been subject to criticism, is said to be worth £5m to £7m.
So Wenger needs an extra £25m. So maybe Tevez is heading to The Emirates after all... Na!
French side Le Havre are understood to be in negotiations to sign Manchester United striker Manucho.
Like every United signing, the relatively unknown striker was called a star right after putting pen to paper on a deal with The Red Devils.
The Angola international arrived at Old Trafford back in January before being immediately loaned out to Panathinaikos.
Claudio Ranieri is planning to offer Harry Redknapp a cash-plus-player deal in a bid to land Spurs playmaker Luka Modric. The deal will likely include Vincenzo Iaquinta.
Modric could be joined in Turin by West Ham winger Valon Behrami. R-R thinks it's safe to throw the two stories in the rumor bin.
While Tottenham are keen on Fulham's Jimmy Bullard. The Cottagers want £6million for their midfielder.
England midfielder Bullard is ready to leave Craven Cottage after failing to agree a new contract. Bullard has 18 months on his current contract and Fulham want to cash in for the player.
[R-R takes a deep breath]
Real Betis want Barcelona's Martin Cáceres, Chelsea are linked once more to Napoli star Marek Hamsik and Arsenal are back in the hunt to sign Udinese's highly-rated Swiss midfielder Gokhan Inler.
Real Madrid are interested in CSKA Moscow's Milos Krasic, Craig Bellamy could be on Manchester City's lengthy Christmas list while Roque Santa Cruz wants to move to a bigger club. Well R-R City is bigger than Blackburn.
The question is: are City interested in Santa Cruz? Well, that's City. They're interested in every footballer on earth.
Until next time,
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