Formula One Caption Competition

With nothing much happening in the world of Formula One, it's time for a good old-fashioned caption competition. There is one image from every race this season, and all you have to do is think of something amusing to go with the picture. I've had a go as well, so have fun, merry Christmas and a happy new year to everybody!

"I miss Mark, I wish he was here..."

Round One: Australia

"Strange men with beards aren't my type."

Round Two: Malaysia

"What are you looking at?"

Round Three: Bahrain

"So, you're DC's replacement for next year then?"

Round Four: Spain

"You wait and see, I'll win at least five more races this year!"

Round Five: Turkey

"Is that two races I've won, or three?"

Round Six: Monaco

"Formula One? Is that some sort of fabric softener?"

Round Seven: Canada

"Explain that again...does a red light mean I should stop?"

Round Eight: France

"For god sake, Sebastian, stop sulking and tidy up your room!"

Round Nine: Great Britain

"Things can only improve from now on, guys!"

Round 10: Germany

"Ron, Catch!"

Round 11: Hungary

"I am Sebastian Vettel - Master of disguise"

Round 12: Europe

"The Formula One fashion show has been a total success!"

Round 13: Belgium

"We better order some more FIA paper if were going to keep handing out penalties"

Round 14: Italy

"Oh good, everyone's forgotten about my private life."

Round 15: Singapore

"He told me there was free parking after 10 PM."

Round 16: Japan

"I don't know either. How did I win two races in this car?"

Round 17: China

"Have they told you who's replacing you yet?"

Round 18: Brazil

"Cheer up mate, you nearly won!"