McNabb's 12 Days Of Christmas

chris klinknerSenior Writer IDecember 20, 2008

 McNabb...a good man, a top QB, one of Philadelphia's finest. Donovan deserves some good fortune this holiday season...

  1. A real BIG middle finger: For the idiots who booed McNabb on draft day to the idiots who are now calling for the end of McNabb era in Philadelphia.
  2. A Vasectomy: No more babies, no more worrying, no more bad stretches of play.
  3. A Healthy B-West: As Westbrook goes, so goes the success of McNabb now.
  4. NFL Rule Book: What other rules doesn't No. 5 know about?
  5. Time Machine: Let's replay the 2001-2003 seasons, but this time with some real WRs; Let's get along with T.O. following the 2004 season.
  6. For Reid to grow a pair: You got something to say, say it to Donovan's face.
  7. Make each half 28 minutes long: Less time to struggle in the clutch.
  8. T.J. Houshmandzadeh next season: The man is an UFA and why would he want to return to the Bengals.
  9. A Hammer: He needs something to break that tunnel vision...not everyone in Philly hates you Donovan.
  10. Kolb to be Kolb: Please keep chucking them to the other team.
  11. DeMarcus Ware to get hurt this weekend: I wont miss, and Donovan won't miss him on December 28.
  12. Speech lessons from Chase Utley: No team is hotter right now, could the Eagles make it back-to-back World F-ing Champions.
  13. Bonus: A guaranteed return to the Eagles in 2009: Ok, this one's for me.

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