Even though he has been more naughty than nice this season...tis the season to spoil the Big Guy with some gifts.
1. Robitussin Cough Syrup - should help with the throat clearing
2. Black Tights / Spandex - T.O. was promised a spandex show after 15 TDs, why not Westbrook this season?!?
3. AM/FM Walkman - Merrill Reese and Mike Quick can help with those red flag challenges
4. Digital Watch - Monday night's first half end was only the latest example
5. Mel Kiper Jr's Draft Guide - no where does it say to trade away another first round pick
6. SI's Phillies Championship Package - this is what a champion looks like
7. Making Marriage Work For Dummies Book - time to mend that McNabb relationship
8. Wall Street Journal Suscription - investing $4.5 million in L.J. Smith is not a wise investment
9. A Fullback - Christmas may have come early with Kyle Eckel
10. Sean Considine's Blackmail Pictures - now there is no reason not to cut Considine
11. A Plunger - someone please remove Howard Eskin's lips from Reid's ass
12. A Vikings Win on Sunday - OK this one is for me!