Parodies: Hey Big Spender

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Parodies: Hey Big Spender

It's me again with another parody.
This time, I'm taking a swipe at
the big club owners of this country (if you can call it that).
Abramovich, Abu Dhabi, Gaydamak and the like.

Tune—"Hey Big Spender" from the musical Sweet Charity.

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man who's not English.
A big club owner.
Likes money and red wine.
I see this with every prawn sandwich I find.

So let me get right to the point.
I don't give a stake to every guy I see.
Hey big spender.
Spend a billion, two or three.

Would you like to own one more club?
How's about some more cash cash?
I could show you a good time.
But just wait until full time.

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man who's not English.
A big club owner.
Likes money and red wine.
I see this with every prawn sandwich I find.

So let me get right to the point.
I don't give a stake to every guy I see.
Hey big spender.
Hey big spender.
Hey big spender.
Spend a billion, two or three.

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