Alright. Alright. Mike Vick may be taken out of the federal pen and sent to a halfway house in Virginia as early as late January. Halfway houses are cool, definitely way better than jail which is located just above hell.

Lets hope his lawyers can pull this off, I mean this is what you pay them for.

In other news, one of Mike Vick’s dogs appeared on the Ellen Show yesterday. And we were like WTF. She had on one of the Dog Town people who took in Mike Vick’s dog talking about the the dogs current status.

Video here.

Pay special attention as he says, “every dog deserves a second chance and every dog can be rehabilitated.” He said it, we didn’t. But, we do concur. Now are we saying, Vick as a human being, who is much more intelligent than this animal who can’t even wipe its own ass, can not be rehabilitated.

Well you can’t because the bold above is a fact because Vick’s dogs are better than ever, getting their own TV show and appearing on talk shows. Hell they’re more popular than Miley Cyrus.