The NFL is sort of at the halfway point, and that means we (I) need to handout some meaningless hardware. But first, a quick tangent:
Is there any other postseason award that is weirder than the NFL's? First off, the NFL is not in charge of handing out the primary awards. The Associated Press is responsible for the whole pageant, so that means we do not really know who is voting for who, or who is even voting at all. Maybe a few people will come out and say, "Hey, I'm involved", but otherwise, we don't know.
There are no glorious moments like finding out someone voted B.J. Surhoff for the Hall of Fame. The fun is missing, and there is no one to make fun of. I'm not really complaining; all this does is show that these awards are probably meaningless due to the NFL not having a centralized award government despite the fact that the NFL is involved in literally everything else.
Who wants some forgettable glitter?