The 25 Sexiest Super Bowl Ads of All Time

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Super Bowl commercials are legendary, and some of the most legendary Super Bowl commercials of all time are sexy.

Don’t act like this comes as a shocker, because in this day and age, sex appeals to audiences and everyone knows it.

From GoDaddy.com to Doritos to Victoria’s Secret, businesses are using beautiful women in lingerie to get their point across, because they know that’s the best way to keep a man’s attention. If it isn’t sports on the screen or a half-naked woman, then most likely we don’t care.

With that in mind and many commercials to choose from, these are the sexiest Super Bowl commercials of all time.

25. Danica Patrick

If you watch any of Daniel Tosh’s stand up like I do, then you have a slight bad taste in your mouth about Danica Patrick.

The way he mimics the way she walks and talks is spot on, and the fact that she tries to compete with other males in a sport is a bit of a turnoff.

With that said, she’s still sexy, and you’re crazy to say otherwise.

24. Jessica Simpson

There’s no denying that Jessica Simpson used to be one of the sexiest women in the world.

So imagine how men felt when she thrust opened the door singing and delivering a pizza. Talk about a match made in heaven.

23. Doritos

Not only is this funny, but the girls at the beginning are on fiyahhh.

This is for those guys who are playing on the other side of the fence, if you know what I’m saying.

22. Levis' Brilliant Marketing

Before you had to see Brett Favre driving in his pickup truck, Levis had these sexy girls showing what they had in front of the camera.

Don’t you miss the old days before things got way too complicated with camera phones?

21. Power of the Crunch

You have to love the ol’ Bruce Almighty gig.

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t fantasize of holding the power to strip a women by simply looking at her, or in this case, taking a bite out of a Dorito.

The man in this commercial lives my fantasy.

20. Boys Night in

You always see these Doritos commercials that give you the ability to make a girl fall right into your lap with one crunch, but it never works in real life.

Come on, don’t tell me when you were younger you didn’t try to bite into a Dorito and have a beautiful girl land right into your lap.

Wait, what’s that? This commercial aired earlier this year? Well, I am embarrassed.

19. Ali Landry

No lingerie, no bikinis, just Ali Landry strutting her stuff across the room, and it is just as sexy.

Landry was treated like a goddess in this commercial, as she should have been.

18. More Doritos

Best. Lingerie. Ever.

Anytime a woman goes through the trouble of decorating herself in some kind of delicious snack, she has my attention, and rightfully so. She has this guy’s attention as well.

17. Carmen Electra

This ad made guys all around the world want to go buy ice cubes just so they could somehow get the same reaction out of a girl as hot as Carmen Electra.

I’m not judging whatsoever.

16. Banned Jewish Topless Super Bowl Commercial?

Alright, is it just me, or does this girl’s face kind of look like a dude’s?

Don’t get me wrong, this girl has a very nice body, but her face just isn’t doing it for me.

The fact that she jumps into the pool topless makes her a lot more attractive in my book, and I gave this whole commercial bonus points due to the fact that this is a Jewish company/site/whatever it is.

15. Britney Spears

Y’all remember when Britney Spears was the hottest thing on TV?

It’s hard to believe, but instead of a 12-year old boy, or however old Justin Bieber is, Britney was pop music.

The girls loved to hear her sing, and the guys loved to watch her.

14. Ali Landry Part Deux

This is another Ali Landry classic.

This made washing clothes at your local laundry mat cool, and for that, we thank you. Yeah, that’s right, I have more Daniel Tosh references in this article.

You’d think he was paying me or something.

13. Beyonce and Britney? Yes, Please

This was back when Britney Spears was in her prime, and it was before Beyonce got knocked up by Jay Z. Enough said.

12. Cindy Crawford

It’s a classic, and it’s Cindy Crawford. Again, enough said.

11. Banned Peta Commercial

This commercial was too edgy for TV, and I don’t see why.

All the commercial showed was women in their lingerie playing with cucumbers and...On second thought, the producers might have made the right move here. 

This commercial will make any man want to be a vegan and not have any remorse for it.

10. Danica Patrick Gets a Massage from a Crazy/Sexy Lady

I have no idea why this girl flips out, starts stripping and starts strutting her stuff, but I have absolutely no problem with it.

And to top it all off, she jumps in a pool with a white tank top on. I believe this is where Charlie Sheen would say, “Winning!”

9. Victorias Secret

I don’t know who this Adriana Lima is, but I want to marry her.

I mean, all she did was sit in her chair and look at the camera, and it was one of the sexiest things I’ve seen. That takes talent.

8. Doritos Super Bowl XLV commercial - 2011 Winner

Remember what I said earlier about best lingerie ever, well, this girl takes it to the next level.

What’s better than a girl wearing Doritos bags as lingerie? A girl with no lingerie laying in a bed covered in Doritos.

7. Uncensored GoDaddy Commercial That Fox Refused to Show

Candice Michelle used to be a wrestler, so she knew a thing or two about wardrobe malfunctions. 

This was another one of those commercials that was just too raw for television, but you can’t blame Michelle for wanting to do jumping jacks in the court room, right?

6. Kerri and Misty Visa Commercial

If you were to ask me to play volleyball in the snow, I might respond with some expletives and tell you to get out of my face.

But if you ask me to play volleyball in the snow with these girls, I would respond with when and where.

In fact, if playing volleyball in the snow isn’t a sport, I think it should be, and ESPN should show it twice as many times as they show women playing basketball.

I believe I speak for all men who say that girls who play volleyball are goddesses and most girls who play basketball are not.

5. Megan Fox Hot Tub

Not only does this commercial feature one of the hottest women in the world in a hot tub, but it’s pretty funny, too.

The part in the commercial where the kid locks himself in the bathroom had me laughing nonstop, and the commercial as a whole was hilarious.

4. Bud Light Yoga

Oh Bud Light, you and your clever marketing skills. How do you make an ad work with featuring beer and yoga?

I imagine the producers of this commercial said, “Pshh, that won’t be a problem at all.”

3. Hot as Tobasco

Tobasco has never looked hotter.

The way the woman looks at the camera as if she is daring you to do something is so seductive, which means in this world, it’s so profitable.

Cheers to Tobasco. You, my friends, knew what you were doing.

2. Kim Kardashian

Good news, fellas...she’s single again.

I knew Kim Kardashian’s relationship with a benchwarmer wasn’t going to last, because you could see her relationship with Reggie Bush collapsing as he started failing to produce on the field.

Regardless of which athlete she goes after next, let’s just sit back, watch this video and pretend we have a chance.

1. Catfight!

There’s nothing sexier than a good ol’ fashioned lingerie cat fight, and Miller Lite proved that with this commercial.

It all starts with a disagreement, and before you know it, these two hotties are stripping each other and battling it out in the pool.

It didn’t matter who won the fight, because in the end, we all won.