Kim Kardashian's 20 Most Ridiculous Moments

Kim Kardashian recently filed from divorce from husband Kris Humphries after only 72 days of marriage.

Many people were shocked, but not surprised.

The reason for the absolute lack of surprise is because Kim Kardashian has been making an embarrassing spectacle of herself in the public eye for five years.  Each incident is more outlandish than the on previous one, but we hardly notice because everyone is starting to grow immune to her antics.  

That's why she's always jacking it up a notch. Who knows what she'll concoct next...perhaps a short lived reconciliation?

Here are Kim Kardashian's 20 most ridiculous moment so far. 

20. Kim Kardashian: Superstar

That's got to bring you back awhile.  Remember when Kim was just Paris Hilton's thicker friend who liked kinkier sex?  

Those were the days.  

This may have been a little ridiculous way back in 2007, but at this point it's probably one of the least ridiculous things she's done over her entire "career." 

19. Kardashian Parody on SNL

The Kardashians must have known they'd officially made something of themselves when the first Kardashian parody appeared on Saturday Night Live. 

SNL has mocked all of the Kardashian's recent misadventures including Kim's divorce, their prepaid MasterCard fiasco and even had the girls deliver a holiday message and sit down with the Church Lady.  

Happy Holidays from the Kardashians.

18. Kourtney Gives Khloe a Wax

This list is mostly about Kim, but all three Kardashians are pretty freaking ridiculous.  This clip from Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami is one of the more horrifying things ever broadcast on television. 

As if getting a bikini wax isn't painful enough without having your sister digging around in your Kardashian crotch and putting butter on it after she burns you.

I'm sorry for subjecting you to this.  

17. Kim's Photo Shoot with Reggie Bush

Perhaps it isn't all that ridiculous to do a professional photo shoot with your boyfriend, but Kim manages to make it a spectacle.

Naturally this relationship wasn't going to work out, but you know neither of these two publicity hounds gave it even one minute of thought before signing on the dotted line.  

Sure Kim and Reggie didn't last forever, but these photos certainly will. 

16. Kim Gets Cast in an Actual Movie

That's right, Kim Kardashian the actress. Isn't that a treat for everyone? 

If I am ever given the opportunity to meet Tyler Perry, remind me to thank him (by kicking him) for casting Kim in his new movie.  

Ironically, of course irony is lost on the Kardashians, Kim was cast as a marriage therapist.  Priceless. 

15. Kim Complains About Kris' Barking

We've all been speculating about he cause of Kim and Kris's divorce after only 72 days of marriage. Well perhaps Kris's annoying habit of barking like a dog had something to do with it. 

In early October, HumpDash visited The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and discussed some of the problems in their marriage. Kim went on to explain that her sisters enjoy "attacking" her new husband, not because they're mean, but because they have "no filter." 

No filter…no talent…no dignity…whatever.  

14. Kim Makes 10 G's Per Tweet

Kim Kardashian cannot sing. She cannot dance. And she cannot live without a camera in her face. 

One thing Kim Kardashian can do: Make a buck.  Make a lot of bucks.  

In December 2009, the Daily Mail reported that Kim brings in as much as $10,000 per tweet, advertising products to her many followers. Kim routinely raves about products that she can't live without on Twitter and one would assume that many of her devoted stalkers rush out to buy everything she suggests.  

13. Kim Appears on H8ter

H8tr has already been cancelled because it was one of the dumbest shows in the history of television. Like dumber than Cop Rock dumb.

Naturally, Kim Kardashian found time to appear on this embarrassingly stupid show before the cancellation. Did I mentioned it was cancelled after two episodes? 

12. Kim's Mom Wears a Wedding Dress to Her Wedding

I'm actually going to give Kim credit here because not many brides would be thrilled if their mothers (fresh off a $50,000 facelift) showed up to their wedding rocking her very own wedding dress for the occasion.  

Kris Jenner is just one of the girls though, seriously they could be sisters.

Not.

11. Paris Hilton Describes Kim's Giant Caboose

Kim and Paris are former best friends, turned frenemies.

In a radio interview with a Las Vegas radio station in 2009, Paris had this to say about Kim's famed can:  

“I would not want [Kim’s butt]—it’s gross! It reminds me of kottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

It was a little harsh, but kind of hilarious.  

10. Kim Finishes in 11th Place on Dancing with the Stars

Kim Kardashin surprised no one by appearing in Season 7 of ABC's Dancing with the Stars. 

What was surprising is how poorly she did.  Kardashian placed 11th on the show and finished well behind retired NFL star Warren Sapp, senior citizen Cloris Leachman and celebrity chef Rocco DiSpirito.  

9. Kim Muzzles Joel McHale

Comedian Joel McHale is host of The Soup on the E! network. The very same network that employs every member of the Kardashian family.  

Every week McHale was required to mention the goings on of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and for years he began each segment by saying, "Kim Kardashian, who is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape."

Well, until Kim Kardashian  complained to the network and McHale was forced to stop making disparaging remarks about the Kardashians.  

McHale had this to say about the incident:

"I know the Kardashians don't like me. No one has said 'how dare you,' reality stars without exception have come up to me and have said 'Thank you for making fun of me.

We made so much fun of Jake Pavelka, and he responded by coming on the show. With the Kardashians we're not allowed to say they have a sex tape anymore because the network flips out."

8. Kim Records an Awful Song

And makes an awful music video to go with it!

I can't even begin to explain this musical travesty, so I yield the floor to Yahoo! Music writer Caryn Ganz: 

Fifty-five seconds of Kim Kardashian's video for "Jam (Turn It Up)"—the track she worked on with Amp fave The-Dream earlier this year—eaked today.

It makes Britney Spears' filmed-while-in-a-semi-coma clip for "Gimme More" look good. It makes the newlywed Kardashian look oily.

It makesParis Hilton look like a freakin' savant:

That's right! This piece of garbage made Paris Hilton look like a legit talent. 

7. Kim Banks Almost $20 Million for Her Wedding

Kim pulled in nearly $20 million for her engagement, bachelorette party and nuptials when all was said and done. 

Apparently it took exactly 72 days to cash every check and open every wedding gift, at which time Kim pulled the plug on the marriage...while Kris was out of town...and then she fled to Australia.  

What a girl, right fellas?

6. the Kardashians "Write" a "BooK"

All I can say about this is that if you bought a copy of Kardashian Konfidential, it's time to take a good, hard look in the mirror and reevaluate your life and where things went so horribly wrong. 

There's still time to fix this. 

5. Kim Gets Mad at Playboy

Kim Kardashian cashed in on her sex tape infamy and did a memorable Playboy spread in 2007.

Well three years later Playboy had the nerve to release seven previously unseen pictures from the pictorial and Kim was displeased and humiliated.

Kim spoke to Harpers Bazaar about her pictorial:  

“I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable,” she remembers, though at the time she was excited. “Go for it,” she recalls her mother saying. “They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.”

And of the newly released photos: 

“Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.”

I think we all need a lesson on what, exactly, it takes to humiliate Kim Kardashian. A vulgar sex tape seems to pass the test, but not Playboy?

4. Kim's Awesome Tan

In April 2009, Kim tweeted this horrifying photo from Mexico, pleading for help with her nasty sunburn.  Said Kim: 

I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness? 

Everyone here is making fun of me! Look at Reggie’s teammate and friend Bobby starting with the jokes. My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!

Notice the bold words? Every time you see a product in bold, Kim K. gets a paycheck bigger than what you make in a year. 

3. Kardashians Endorse a (scam) Prepaid MasterCard

Have you ever wanted a debit card without the hassle of a bank account?  Me either, but apparently there are some intellectually challenged people who do.  

The Kardashian's endorsed their very own MasterCard and only charged unsuspecting fools $99.95 for the pleasure of using it.

If you think that sounds like a super sweet deal (and trust me, some very sad people do) and are dying to get your grubby little mitts on one; you're out of luck. The Kardashians pulled out of the MasterCard deal eventually and had to deal with a $75 million lawsuit.  

Check out the SNL spoof of the Kardashians discussing their ScamsterCard.

2. Kim Sues Old Navy for Using a Brunette Model

In case you weren't already painfully aware that Kim Kadashian thinks the entire universe orbits her inexplicably colossal  caboose, her lawsuit over the Old Navy "lookalike" should have cleared that up. 

In July 2011, Old Navy began a marketing campaign with a brunette who vaguely resembles a younger, less ample Kim.  Naturally Kim saw nothing but dollar signs and continued her family's litigious legacy and filed a lawsuit against the company.

Kim is seeking unspecified damages and wants to prevent Melissa Molinaro from ever working in this town again. 

Here's a clue: unspecified damages is a huge pile of money to add to her huge pile of money.

1. Kim Files for Divorce After 72 Days of Wedded Bliss

That's right!  72 days of wedded bliss for HumpDash. 

You won't be missed. 

SNL thinks this is all a ploy to cash in on a Kardashian fairytale divorce special. I'm thinking eight full hours during November sweeps; drag it out over two full weeks.