MMA Sweet Tweets: UFC on Fox, Brittney Palmer and More

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MMA Sweet Tweets: UFC on Fox, Brittney Palmer and More

Before I revive the sexiest article in all of MMA and bring the Earth’s population of soccer moms into a frenzy, I just have one simple question to ask.

Who is that clown-ass laying underneath my future ex-wife, Brittney Palmer?  

Hey Fabio, do yourself a solid and hit the bricks before said bricks are punted up your rear-end so hard that they fly out your mouth and hit Justin Timberlake in the face while he’s dropping off some timber on the can.

I have more wives than Snow White has dwarfs and I’m not sharing them with anyone. Not for free at least.

Now that I got that out of the way, I’d like to officially welcome my army of Mitchaholics to another edition of MMA Sweet Tweets here on Bleacher Report MMA.

With UFC on Fox 1 on the horizon, I figured now is as good a time as any to bring back the hottest weekly piece on the internet.

Hide your wife, hide your kids and let the resurrection begin.  

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