NFL Week 15 Picks: Return of the Haikus
I have no idea what this says, or if it's even a haiku, but I think it will work. You know, since tattooing random Chinese symbols on the back of your thigh has become so popular, I thought this would be a good opportunity to put some on my blog.
My NFL picks column has become the longest column that I write during the week, which hasn't been a problem during my unemployment. But now that I'm back in the workforce—or at least, working—my time is a little more limited than in the past. That's why we're reverting back to what we tried out in Week Five, we're bringing back haikus!
1 point - Atlanta over Tampa Bay
Homecoming for Dunn.
I like him, but not enough.
Gay for Matt Ryan.
2 points - New York Jets over Buffalo
Favre sucking, Pack worse.
Green Bay fans once divided.
Now cheer for losers.
3 points - Chicago over New Orleans
A must win for both.
The Bears prevail on home turf.
Good head start to week.
4 points - Tennesse over Houston
Oilers return home.
Back to the fans they betrayed.
Game still lacks intrigue.
5 points - San Diego over Kansas City
As I write these picks...
Women's buckets on TV.
It's guys hoops, underwater.
6 points - Arizona over Minnesota
Cards clinched the West.
Rolled though easy division.
Vikes hope to copy.
7 points - Pittsburgh over Baltimore
Ravens playing well.
But Pittsburgh is just too good.
Best in AFC?
8 points - New York Giants over Dallas
Owens hating again?
Rumors say he's mad at Romo.
Stop dropping balls then.
9 points - Miami over San Francisco
Miami on top.
Could win the AFC East.
Just have to win out.
10 points - Philadelphia over Cleveland
Browns playing so bad.
But the game is on Monday.
They beat the Giants...
11 points - Indianapolis over Detroit
Worse than Browns? Detroit.
Not going to win all season.
Although could beat Pack.
12 points - Carolina over Denver
Panthers are for real.
Could they be peaking too soon?
Like they just ate grapes?
13 points - New England over Oakland
Last haiku was dumb.
But had to show Samberg clip.
But could not embed.
14 points - Washington over Cincinnati
Redskinds fading fast.
Zorn an overrated coach?
Like he was QB?
15 points - Green Bay over Jacksonville
Too much on my Pack.
Have let me down all season.
Why even watch this?
16 points - Seattle over St. Louis
Need to take chances.
And feeling good about Hawks.
Only cause Rams suck.
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