I’m not going to lie—I’ve never seen a single episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
I didn’t even watch the horrifying wedding special, even though I was supposed to write something about it. I just read some coverage of it and worked from there.
The one thing I read about that I wish I had actually seen was Khloe Kardashian’s hilariously mean treatment of Kris Humphries.
Not because I’m a sadist or anything, but because it sounded so ridiculous.
During a toast at the engagement party, Khloe wished an early death (instant) on Kris, rather than waiting for the whole "till death do we part" thing to run its course.
She also mentioned to a friend (in front of Kris) that Kim isn’t called Elizabeth Taylor just because she loves diamonds.
Elizabeth Taylor rolled over in her grave.
Who knows how much of this had to do with Kris or how much it had to do with Khloe looking like an ogre next to Kim and being jealous her entire life?
Either way, it created some tension. Probably all phony manufactured tension to make these idiots seem more interesting, but whatever.