Damn You Shelden Williams...The Player With The NBA's Biggest Head

Jersey Chaser by Contributor Written on December 11, 2008
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Candace Parker, how could you? I mean Shelden Williams?! Come on. You are better than that. I had heard they were dating, but I thought it was just a rumor or phase she was in. I figured she snapped out of it once she realized how big that dude’s head is.

I’m not hating or anything, but this is the only dude you know to wear a size 8-fitted in Kindergarten.

And you notice you’ve never seen him in a headband…it’s because they just pop from stress every time he tries to put one on.

You can’t even say this dude has a forehead anymore…it has grown to at least a fivehead.

His mom is still salty at him to this day for having to push out a baby with a head the size of a grown ass man.

He might be the only dude in history that is not physically able to wear a turtle neck due to the circumference of his head.

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written on December 11, 2008 Humor

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