Sometimes TwitPics are even hotter than the best pics from a professional photo shoot. Probably because they are real life, which makes even the hottest of sports hotties seem more accessible.
Well slightly more accessible. Not like...you can ask them on a date and they'll say yes...accessible.
I've scoured the interwebs to bring you 50 of the sexiest sports hottie TwitPics, because I care. You can thank me later.
Let's just do the damn thing already.
Who she is according to Twitter: Maryse Ouellet is a WWE Diva, entrepreneur, actress, host, model and entertainer who does it all like a PRO because she's the sexiest of the sexy. (Seriously)
What I learned from @maryse0ullet's Twitter page: Maryse enjoys getting naughty and got her Halloween costume from Trashy Lingerie. (I'm thinking slutty kitten)
Who she is according to Twitter: Heidi Watney is going wherever life takes her. She's a Boston Red Sox reporter for NESN and thinks you should embrace life and love, and she has an amazing family. (kind of annoying)
What I learned from @HeidiWatney's Twitter page: Nick Watney is her cousin and she's planning a baller trip to New Zealand this year. (jealous)
Who she is according to Twitter: Kristina Comforte is a proud UCLA Bruin, a retired gymnast, and a five-time All-American. She loves her family, friends, sports and fashion. (people should only mention their family if they hate them…otherwise this stuff is implied)
What I learned from @kcomforte's Twitter page: Kristina is a long suffering Cubbies fan who wants/neeeeeeeds a puppy!!! (everyone needs a puppy imo)
Who she is according to Twitter: Kelly Hutcherson is everywhere and she lives her life like there's no tomorrow.
What I learned from @kellihutcherson's page: She used to cheat at Oregon Trail (which was the business 20 years ago) and she recently watched Daniel Tosh's Happy Thoughts and thought it was seriously hilarious. (totally agree)
Who she is according to Twitter: Alana Blanchard is a professional surfer from Kauai who loves the beach, bikinis and the sun. (a dream come true, I know)
What I learned from @alanaRblanchard's page: She's enjoying what looks like a very fun trip to San Francisco and is generally leading a life that should make us all exceptionally jealous.
Who she is according to Twitter: Laura Esposto is a TV presenter on AC Milan Channel and for Studio1Stadio on Italian Digital TV. Recently she was also on Five U Football Italiano for Serie A Games, and she digs both soccer and glamour.
What I learned from @LauraEsposto's Twitter page: She mostly posts about soccer and I remember far less Italian from college than I should. (and it looks like she lays out in her bikini on top of newspapers instead of beach towels)
Who she is according to Twitter: Stacy Keibler is in Los Angeles, living life to the fullest. (see: dating George Clooney)
What I learned from @StacyKeibler's Twitter page: Stacy Keibler is a Ravens fans who thinks you should read the back of food labels to avoid poor quality food that's produced overseas. (eyeroll, on both accounts)
Who she is according to Twitter: Anatasia Ashley is living in SoCal. She's a professional surfer, a professional Karaoke master wannabe, but hardly a professional person. (professional people are the worst)
What I learned from @AnastasiaAshley's Twitter page: Anastasia Ashley is a gypsy woman at heart who is always packing, and loves waves, bikinis and lots of drama. (she might love bikinis more than anyone ever)
Who she is according to Twitter: Sophie Horn is a golfer, model, presenter, and personal trainer. (the body definitely proves it)
What I learned from @sophiehorn's Twitter page: Sophie Horn is a Rory McIlroy fan who hits him up for money via Twitter and tweets more enthusiastically about golf than any woman in history. (she was just joking about the loan from McIlroy…I think)
Who she is according to Twitter: Ericka Smith plays in the Lingerie Football League for the Seattle Mis. She's plays wide receiver/defensive back and you can catch her live on MTV2! She's a ball player and E$ swaaag nation. (I don't know what that means)
Who she is according to Twitter: Ms. Samantha R. is a 22-year-old Miami Dolphins cheerleader and student. She was born with an enormous need for affection and a terrible need to give it. (not to you, so don't harass her) She says GO FINS! (they need the encouragement)
Who she is according to Twitter: Lauren LaBella plays for the Philadelphia Passion in the Lingerie Football League.
What I learned from @LFL_LaBella's Twitter page: I learned that Lauren is a Jets fan (I think) and that her Facebook page is substantially more substantive than her Twitter page. (department of redundancy department)
Who she is according to Twitter: Kelly Campbell plays for the Lingerie Football League's Baltimore Charm. She's into GOD, family, Penn State- WE ARE! (She is. I hate Penn State) She's a DB & Marketing Manager ,and an aspiring actress, model, and dancer.
What I learned from @kellyk_campbell's Twitter page: Kelly Campbell's favorite teams are the Cowboys and the Yankees (how desperately soulless can you be?).
Who she is according to Twitter: Leryn Franco is TW oficial de Leryn F. Amante d mi familia, mis amigos, del deporte y la moda! Creo en el amor x sb todas las cosas! Atleta NIKE,Modelo y Conductora de TV.
She's from Paraguay. That much I know.
Who she is according to Twitter: Rachelle Leah is a ninja who lives in LaLa Land.
What I learned from @Rachelle_Leah's Twitter page: Well apparently Rachelle Leah cleans the house dressed in that outfit (see photo) and she's a thrill seeker who enjoys rock climbing in Spiderman underwear. (who doesn't?)
Who she is according to Twitter: Jenny Fernandez is an NFL cheerleader who's obsessed with Hello Kitty. That is basically her in a nutshell. (this is me in a nutshell: Help! I'm in a nutshell!!)
What I learned from @JennyFernandez1's Twitter page: Jenny Fernandez loves her Mommy, often uses the word "boo" (as in, you're my boo), and she's friends with cheerleading legend Lilly Robbins.
Her friend is rookie cheerleader Natalie Vallina (aka @NatalieVallina). Her funniest tweet? "If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up." (hilarious) Also her pictures are all crazy hot and worthy of their own slideshow altogether.
Who she is according to Twitter: WWE's Bella Twins are here, there and everywhere.
Nicole Fo' Sho & Brizee Fo' Sheezy, The WWE Twin Divas, Livin' life like gypsies, Walkin' like hippies, & Rockin' the world Bella Style!!
I couldn't have done that justice with a summary.
Who she is according to Twitter: Charis Boyle doesn't care if you love her or hate her. In fact, it's even better if you hate her. She suggests not looking at her if you think she's ugly. She asks that you don't judge her. She says if you think you know her, you probably have no idea. She's a wife, mother, and MISS FEBRUARY. (Seriously.)
Who she is according to Twitter: Liz Gorman is a two time All-Star safety and kicker for the Tampa Bay Breeze of the Lingerie Football League. She's also a Fitness model and personal trainer at the Fight Factory. (I know this doesn't look like a TwitPic, but it really is)
What I learned from @LizGorman1's Twitter page: Liz Gorman's photo gallery is a testament to why nobody should be playing full contact football in their underwear. (no matter how hot they look doing it...see photo)
Who she is according to Twitter: Arianny Celeste is a UFC Octagon Girl and host of the Ultimate Insider. She's also a model, actress, Bud Light Spokesmodel, and a fitness nerd. She's not that cool and she's a lover not a fighter. (She actually is that cool, she's just being modest)
Who she is according to Twitter: Tia Williams is a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader who is into words that start with the letter F: Faith, fashion, family, friends and football. (If she hasn't been on Sesame Street yet, she should be)
Ms. Tia is in the center of that row of cheerleaders, in case you were wondering.
Who she is according to Twitter: Melanie Collins is wherever the sun sets. She's a TV host and sports broadcaster.
What I learned from @Melanie_Collins's Twitter page: Really enjoyed watching the USC/Stanford game over the weekend and looks forward to watching Andrew Luck on Sunday's next year. (wow, someone is excited to watch Andrew Luck…how refreshing…)
Who she is according to Twitter: Brittney Palmer is a UFC Octagon Girl, an artist, a host and (naturally) a model (I say naturally because she's ridiculously and inexplicably hot, not because I was being sarcastic).
What I learned from @BrittneyPalmer's Twitter page: Brittney Palmer has cute nicknames for her friends, uses the word "rad" quite often, and watches a fair amount of Spike TV.
Who she is according to Twitter: Nadia Larysa plays for the Chicago Bliss in the Lingerie Football League. She's also a Playboy model, volleyball junkie, passionate greyhound owner, and aspiring sideline reporter.
Who she is according to Twitter: Erin Hawksworth can do magic and she's a sports anchor for KCPQ-TV in Seattle.
What I learned from @ErinHawksworth's Twitter page: Erin Hawksworth says that Seahawks fans=crazy loud (probably because they are irate, as the Seahawks=crazy bad).
Who she is according to Twitter: Mercedes Terrell is a full-time hustler and part-time Bellator Girl. She's Sicilian, Mexican and Welsh; but made in the USA. She says we are not left to our fates without the ability to affect the outcome.
What I learned from @mercedesterrell's Twitter page: Mercedes retweeted on of Jesus M. Christ's tweets and it was pretty hilarious.
"Somebody dressed as Dracula tried to drink my blood and now they're wasted."
Which leads me to believe that Ms. Mercedes is also pretty hilarious.
Who she is according to Twitter: Jade Bryce is everywhere! :) She's also these things:
For beautiful eyes look 4 good in others; 4 beautiful lips spk words of kindness, 4 poise walk w/knowledge that ur nvr alone Actress/Host/Model/Bellator Girl
What I learned from @thejadebryce's Twitter page: Jade Bryce has arguably the hottest TwitPic gallery on all of Twitter.
And here are Jade and Mercedes together.
...in a hot tub.