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Manny Pacquiao vs. Zorro

dexterjames cavadaContributor IOctober 15, 2016

I hate to say this but I don;t want to be a Mexican right now..

Almost all their good fighters had suffered a defeat against MP.

Worst of all, the only things good in Mexico right now is tacos and tequila.

Mexico has a history of having the best boxers pound-for-pound, but here comes MP who killed them all. He destroyed their land, raped their women, burned their crops, kicked their dogs and worst of all, ate all their tacos.

Who is there to save them? Is there no one else?

...and then out from his retirement came the legend, the man who some say is 100 feet tall, the man who revolutionized Mexico from the Spaniards (who by the way destroyed the Philippines way back then, Luckily for the Filipinos they had LAPU-LAPU, an MMA fighter; he killed their leader "Magellan" by choke... I hate Spaniards), the man who walks in the shadows, the true Mexican fighter, the horse riding, the sword fighting, pound-for-pound the best fighter in Mexico... ZORRO.

I think ZORRO will win because he has the heart of a dragon, and MP is now a rich bastard, so as we all know from movies, the rich bastard always loses.

P.S. I still hate Spaniards.

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