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NFL Week 14: The Facebook Mini Feed Version

Michael JCorrespondent IDecember 9, 2008

Fantasy Owners Everywhere wrote on LaDainian Tomlinson's Facebook wall:

"Hey, thanks for finally showing up, buddy. You realize I'm not in the playoffs, right?"

 

Harris Smith and Ron Mexico are now friends.

 

Daunte Culpepper wrote on Kevin Williams’ wall:

“Seriously? You’re playing?”

 

Carson Palmer is reminiscing about the days at USC.

 

Kyle “NeckBearD” Orton is back to playing NeckBearD football.

 

Kevin Kolb joined the group “McNabb=Overrated?”

 

Matt Ryan wrote on Roddy White’s wall:

“I’m just going to close my eyes and throw you the ball. How’s that sound?”

 

Kevin Kolb has left the group “McNabb=Overrated?”

 

Jeff Fisher is attending “Playoffs”.

 

Visanthe Shiancoe wrote a new note: “Watch The Postgame Show!!!”

 

Marty Schottenheimer wrote on Romeo Crennel' wall:

“Later, buddy.”

 

Gijon Robinson has joined Facebook.

 

Matt Ryan and The Falcons Defense are no longer friends.

 

Lee Evans and Marshawn Lynch have joined the group “Trent Edwards: The Lesser of Two Evils”

 

Dwayne Bowe is not missing Nnamdi Asomugha at all.

 

Jerry Jones wrote on Marion Barber’s wall:

“Where the hell are you?”

 

Brett Favre wrote a new note: “Go East, Young Man: It’s Time To Abolish West Coast Football Teams.”

 

Seneca Wallace wrote on Deltha O’Neal’s wall.

“You know that I’m Seneca Wallace, right? Just making sure…”

 

Brandon Marshall is BACK BABY!

 

Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie is winded.

 

It’s Complicated between Terrell Owens and Tony Romo.

 

Jim Zorn has left the group “Offense for Dummies.”


Derrick Brooks has removed "tackling DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart" from his favorite activities.

 

 

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