Candice Crawford: Tony Romo's Wife Pregnant with Next Disappointing QB
Or at the very least, polarizing quarterback.
Romo recently broke the news of his wife—former Miss Missouri, Candice Crawford—being pregnant on Tuesday morning. From FoxSports:
Romo and Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin were at Cedar Hill High School in Cedar Hill, Texas, to address students as part of the school's Red Ribbon drug prevention campaign, when he revealed the news.
When a teen asked Romo whether he has any children, the quarterback replied: "I got one on the way. My wife's pregnant."
Here's to hoping she can do the one thing her husband often fails at: delivering.
While we're hoping for things related to the pregnancy, wouldn't it be awesome if they named their son Nolan so we could abbreviate his name to No-Romo?
Yes, I just made a joke about an unborn child; and no, I'm not proud.
When Terrell Owens—who is holding an open tryout for NFL teams today—was told of the pregnancy, he immediately welled up with tears and blubbered, "That's my old quarterback's unborn child, man."
Obviously that above sentence is completely fabricated and false, but lord knows this article needed an updated "Hey, remember when Terrell Owens cried that one time?" joke somewhere.
Besides, the real reason Terrell Owens will be crying today is because no NFL teams even showed up for his tryout according to USA Today:
There's a rather bizarre scene in Calabasas, Ca., where Terrell Owens began a workout/audition at 2 p.m. ET.
NFL Network is on the scene, and Lindsay Soto reports no NFL teams are in attendance.
And so, my guess is Owens is running around and performing drills for the one person who loves him more than anyone else: himself.
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