What's not to like about a list full of beautiful women?
Now ask yourself what's not to like about a collection of wild and crazy vixens?
If your answer is nothing, then you shouldn't be reading this article and I don't ever want to hang out with you.
I was a little liberal with the term "crazy" because let's face it, a list like this has got to be full of some smokes.
The slideshow beyond includes some women that would be a handful in more ways than one.
Enjoy the pictures and videos.
Oh yeah, I wrote down some words on the slides too.
The fact that this girl is a world famous DJ launches her into a world of scintillating sexiness that few humans ever taste.
A Mount Olympus of hotness if you will.
Her reality show resume consists of roles on The Only Way is Essex and Tycoon.
That's English television if you're American like me and had never heard of them.
She has dated a lot of soccer players including Shaun Wright-Phillips.
Basketball Wive's Michelle Draya caused a lot of drama during her time on the show.
It's hard to narrow it down to one athlete with her, but let's say she prefers the NBA over other sports for the most part.
Most recently she was associated with NBA player Javaris Crittenton, who is now a murder suspect.
Pilar is the gorgeous wife of NFL legend Deion Sanders.
She is a wife truly worthy of primetime and that is no easy feat.
The reality show Prime Time Love was focused on both her and her more famous husband and their children.
Supposedly, there's trouble in paradise and the couple may nearing the end of their run.
La La is the wife of New York Knicks star Carmelo Anthony.
La la's Full Court Wedding, a reality show surrounding her wedding was her most recent reality television appearance. She was also a judge on Charm School, the host of numerous reunion specials, for the love Ray J and Flavor of Love.
Back in the day she was also an MTV VJ.
David Beckham's queen, Victoria has been featured in over five reality shows focusing on her and her family's life.
It's well known that she became famous as Posh Spice of the Spice Girls, but her marriage to the English superstar has taken her to ludicrous levels of notoriety.
The former Disney star is married to NHL player Mike Comrie and is four months pregnant with their first child.
This Is Now was a reality special taking an in-depth look at Hilary's life during the release of a new album.
Don't think that worked out very well for the Duff camp.
Between those painfully fake Chiclets of hers and her own song about herself titled "Crazy Girl", I think it's safe to say she's a tad loopy.
Evelyn is currently suing mediatakeout.com, a blog that claimed she was cheating on her fiance and NFL wide receiver, Chad Ochocinco with his friend Terrell Owens.
Don't forget she dated NBA baller Antoine Walker back in the day...definitly crazy.
Evelyn is best known as a member of the cast of Basketball Wives on VH1.
Nicole may be most famous for being a member of the Pussycat Dolls, but her recent victory on Dancing With the Stars revitalized her career.
Nicole has been all over male magazines hot lists splashing their pages with her primal sex appeal.
She dated Formula 1 driver Luis Hamilton for a while, but it appears the two are splitting as of a few days ago.
A cast member of the British series WAGs Boutique and has been linked to Stewart Downing of Liverpool.
Before I say anything I need to say this: How did goofy, snotty nosed Jay Cutler land Kristin? Yes, he just broke up with her, but still.
Now that that's out of the way, Cavallari made her television debut on MTV's Laguna Beach about high school kids chilling in Orange County.
She's dabbled with some acting and some other shows, but it's pretty clear her beauty is her greatest asset.
Carly was a contestant on the reality series I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.
She's another woman on this list married to an English soccer player with the last name Cole.
She is still currently happily married to Joe Cole and is now a fitness trainer.
She's hooked up with a number of Italian soccer players and had a run on an Italian television series.
I don't speak much Italian so I can't get you much more information than that.
That cool with you guys?
Gemma has dated Cristiano Ronaldo and was engaged to Marcus Bent.
As far as reality TV, she's appeared on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and Celebrity MasterChef to name a few.
Abbey has graced Britain's Next Top Model, along with a few other reality shows with her presence over the years.
She painted the pages of Sports Illustrated with her spectacular figure around the time she was dating Peter Crouch, a member of England's national soccer team.
Like many of the women on this list, Imogen has been on more than one reality show. She lasted a few months on Big Brother a few years after winning the Miss Wales competition.
She's got a solid resume of celebrity flings including Russell Brand.
Imogen is another reason why, even though I don't like soccer, I respect soccer players taste in women.
She dated Matthew Collins of Swansea City and Jermain Defoe of Tottenham.
Jessica Simpson's infamous stint with Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo isn't her only experience dating athletes.
She's engaged to former NFL tight end Eric Johnson.
Jessica made her most famous appearance on reality TV on Newlyweds with then husband Nick Lachey.
The world was instantly captivated by Jessica's antics.
Another gorgeous member of the show WAGs boutique and another girlfriend of an English soccer player.
Justin Hoyte, her boyfriend, plays for Arsenal and England's U-21 team.
Mellisa appeared on the Pussycat Dolls reality show, but is probably best known as Reggie Bush's replacement for Kim Kardashian.
She doesn't look like her so much in this picture, but check it out the two look very similar.
Anna has long been athlete regarded more for her hotness than her athletic prowess.
Her appearances on The Biggest Loser make her relevant for this list.
Anna has dated NHL players Pavel Bure and Sergei Federov in the past.
Kim has made a career out of being incredibly hot, crazy and a reality TV star.
She's also dated Miles Austin, Reggie Bush and is now married to Kris Humphries. Who knows how long that's going to last.
She's pretty much the queen of a list like this.
Her family's reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians has become an international phenomenon.
It doesn't look like Kim is giving up the spotlight without a fight.
I'm not complaining.
Aida was a contestant on Italy's version of celebrity survivor and dated Italian footballer Matteo Ferrari who she has a child with.
She was also involved in a political controversy of sorts. The prime minister of Italy was accused by his wife of flirting with Aida at a public event.
Who could blame him?
Rebecca Twigley stole the attention away from her Australian football playing playing husband Chris Judd during an award show in which he won an award. Rebecca's dress at the Brownlow Medal presentation garnered national focus.
She is featured on an Australian show covering the lives of WAGs. It's called WAG Nation.
So Meagan might be a little bit of a stretch on the reality show end, but I don't think I'll hear any complaints.
Meagan is a part of a reality show based around Toni Braxton's family and anchored a Nigerian reality show.
She dated NFL running back Thomas Jones, but is now rumored to be dating Vinny of the Jersey Shore.
I always knew there was a reason I liked Vinny the best. Meagan may not be on everyone's radar, but she is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Aside from having an awesome last name, even if it is fake, Brittany has been on the Girls Next Door and Kendra's own reality series Kendra.
She dated MLB star Grady Sizemore back in the day.
Brittany was the Playmate of the month in June 2007.
The Video above is her at Kendra's bachelorette party...as a stripper. She's the one in the wedding dress.
This chick is ridiculously fine, you should probably Google her Playboy stuff.
Cheryl got noticed when she tried out for the British reality series, Popstars.
Since then she's made a number of appearances on TV including the X factor.
Cole was married to Chelsea player Ashley Cole, but the two were divorced in 2010.
Cheryl was involved in an altercation with a bathroom attendant in an English nightclub. Eventually, some of the charges were dropped, but Cole was forced to pay some fines and serve community service.
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