Mats Sundin To Be the Next "Mr Clean"

Sean PaddisonCorrespondent IDecember 8, 2008

I have it from a reliable source that Mats Sundin is in the final stages of agreeing to become the next "Mr Clean."

When asked why he chose to consider this new role for himself, he was rumoured to have responded, "I'm tired of doing those stupid Chunky Soup commercials!"

Sundin has been in the marketing team sites for quite some time since he donned his egghead look.

His symmetric good looks and jovial smile are perfect for the role.

Having a hockey player of Sundin's stature represent the product is a dream come true.

As Sundin is still in negotiations with NHL suitors, the final decision on his "Mr. Clean" status will have to wait.

There are even some suggestions that he tattoo "Mr. Clean" into his head for an additional fee of $26,000,000.00.

One thing is for sure; if Sundin accepts the deal it will be an even brighter shine on his career as a spokesperson.

I can even hear the revised musical hook for the commercial... "Mats Sundin will clean your house , till everything is shining, Mats Sundin, Mats Sundin, Mats Sundin!"

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