Let's face it: Most footballers are a bunch of whining, diving, overpaid wimps!
Or, are they?
Here are the 20 footballers you wouldn't want to get into a fight with—a rogue's gallery of rough, tough monsters of men.
From Chopper Harris and Bites yer Legs Hunter to Duncan Disorderly and the Butcher of Bilbao, we take a look at the men who'd get away with spilling your pint or eyeing up your girlfriend.
Michael Owen just missed the cut...