Top 10 Reasons to Date a Detroit Lions Fan

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Top 10 Reasons to Date a Detroit Lions Fan

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1. You don’t have to worry about scoring; it's going to be quick and easy.

2. You don’t even have to ask: Once you score she’s bound to roll over for you.

3. Inches look like yards to her.

4. The lanes and holes are the smallest in the league.

5. She’s got a car… for now…

6. She’s Young and inexperienced.

7. She’ll spend her money frivolously.

8. She’ll bring her own paper bag.

9. She makes very, very bad decisions.

9b) Like AWFUL Decisions—Dude, You’re Getting Laid.

10.  Detroit Blows.

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