Every year, the NHL season begins with all of the hype and excitement of any professional sport. Records are gone, stats are reset and every team has a chance to win the...
Sorry. But I can't continue with the lie. Not everyone has a chance to win the Stanley Cup this year. In fact, most teams won't come anywhere close.
There are some teams that will sneak into the postseason, and some might even make it to the second or third round of the playoffs. But the simple, harsh reality is still true: They won't win the Cup this year.
Here are the 14 teams that have a 0.00 percent chance of hosting a parade in June.