Zultan is sad to report that after the Iowa Hawkeyes self-destructed in Happy Valley on Saturday, Mom had to be carted off the premises by the guys in the white coats.
Now in rehab, Mom sings the Iowa Fight song from sunup to dusk. The only thing that can possibly restore her sanity is a win this week over the ever-ruinous Northwestern Wildcats.
After all, Zultan needs Mom to cook his meals. Come on black birds—win one for the old lady!
The All-Seeing Seer is also forced to report that the Show Me State showed little in the way of winning last Saturday as Missouri failed to upend the Kansas State Wildcats in a Big Z upset.
Okay Bill Snyder, you “showed” up the mighty Zultan in Week 6.
The ultimate lesson came from Northwestern and their newly refurbished quarterback who showed all the right signs to upset the Michigan Wolverines making their first road trip, but sadly, Persa failed to deliver and Zultan was saddled with three—count them, three—losses.
Still, it was better than four from the previous week. The dozens of you who outguessed the mighty Zultan will be applauded at the end of this article and given your due respect by the All-Seeing magnanimous one.
It is now time to turn our focus to the crystal ball and Week 7. At the conclusion of this weekend of action, the BCS will unload their ranking for the first time this season.
We are already halfway through the 2011 season!
Click here to enter your picks for this week’s slate of 10 games and see if you can surpass the mighty Zultan this week. Zultan feels mighty lucky but that could be from inhaling the last of Mom’s Goodwill brownies.