Sixers Have 76 Problems, but Being Rich Ain't One

Eric DeBer by Contributor Written on December 04, 2008
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38. They face a tough decision about whether or not to keep Andre Miller. Should they extend him? Should they try to trade him and get something in return? Should they let him walk in free agency?

39. Defensive rotations are iffy at times.

40. We have barely seen Donyell Marshall. Marshall has appeared in only three games, although we could have used his three-point shooting.

41. Lou Williams is selfish.

42. I'm hungry.

43. Thaddeus Young can't...never going to happen.

44. Willie Green is a fraud.

45. We have known Willie Green is a fraud forever, yet nothing has been done.

46. Kareem Rush hasn't been the consistent shooter we had hoped for.

47. There have been no hints at any potential changes.

48. Announcer Bob Salmi never makes a new point.

49. Their lack of aggression or assertion at times. Basically, need to be more like the Celtics.

50. Despite his limited playing time, Royal Ivey is still only shooting 34 percent.

51. Elton Brand is no Moses Malone. What the hell were we thinking?

52. They gave up a 23-point lead to the Hawks.

53. No go-to guy in crunch time.

54. Andre Miller is not getting any younger.

55. There is a great chance that Ty Lawson will not be a Sixer next year. For this, I am pissed.

56. I miss Shavlik Randolph.

57. Team goes through awful in-game stretches. (Hey, welcome to the NBA!)

58. They were embarrassed by the Bobcats and Timberwolves. Wow!

59. Is the upcoming draft class any good?

60. Reggie Evans hasn't provided the same spark as last year.

61. Evans is being paid almost $5 million per year over the next three.

62. They stand around when Elton is double-teamed.

63. Biggest cheer at the game is when Jimmy Rollins is introduced to the crowd.

64. No more guys like George Lynch, Tyrone Hill, Dikembe Mutumbo, Eric Snow, and others from the 2000-2001 team.

65. I'm blanking.

66. They’re not a great passing team, just mediocre.

67. They are not the Phillies.

68. They cannot compete with the...

69. Celtics

70. Cavs

71. Magic

72. Oh yeah, Samuel Dalembert will be paid of $30 million over the next three years. That is what I call beautiful.

73. I'm stretching for more...

74. Still thinking...

75. Jay-Z added 23 more problems for his song.

76. Congratulations for reading all of this...or for being an expert skimmer.
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