He's an American Boy: Built Favre Tough

He's comfortable in jeans that are tough. He's comfortable in jeans that last. He's comfortable in jeans that fit great.

He's comfortable, real comfortable. Brett Favre, arguably the most comfortable QB to ever play the game.

Give this guy a decent receiver and he'll scrap the game plan and heave the ball 80 yards down the field to win the game single-handily. He has an arm similar to the Hand of God: sure and swift. They don't make em' any more comfortable than Favre himself. 

Ted Thompson is a closet creeper. He is the kind of guy that you might find peeping into your bedroom window late at night.