The World Cup, Copa America, FIFA Federations Cup, Olympics. When does it stop?
Professional soccer is played almost all year long which gives us plenty of opportunities to grab a photo of some of the fans. The fans I speak of are not your ordinary, everyday fans. Those fans are great to have at any event, but the ones I speak of have a little something extra, beauty.
The hot fans you hear about are now featured right here for your viewing pleasure. This is my list of the hottest soccer fans ever. Enjoy.
This random Swiss supermodel would like her identity kept secret. I am not too sure why but at least she gave me reason to tell you about the Swiss version of Christmas.
On December 6th, each year, the Swiss celebrate Christmas. Santa Claus does not come from the North Pole, rather he comes from the Black Forest in Germany.
Not sure why I felt the need to give you that fun fact, but it was fun nonetheless.
Team Sweden might not be one of the best on the men's side of soccer but on the women's, they are pretty impressive.
So impressive that Josefin Oqvist, a regular babe on Bleacher Report and Swedish forward, led them to a third place finish this past summer at the Women's 2011 World Cup.
What is it with Sweden and beautiful women? It is almost unfair to have one country have more beautiful women per capita than anywhere else in the world.
Since 1954, Germany has not finished worse than seventh in any World Cup. They also won three championships, finished second four times and hosted it twice.
That is just for the men's national team. The women's team has won it twice since the Women's World Cup began in 1991.
It is safe to say this country knows how to play soccer.
That is correct folks. Portugal is Cristiano Ronaldo's home town. He has played for the national team since 2003 when he was only 18 years old.
When I see photos of beautiful woman from Portugal, I am reminded why Ronaldo is still not married to Irina Shayk. It must be hard to be monogamous in a country filled with super models.
Is it Peru? Paraguay? Or even Chile? Who is this beautiful woman cheering for?
The 2011 Copa America was very interesting this year as the host, Argentina, did not even make it to the final four, losing to Uruguay in the Quarterfinals. Not only were they the favorites to win the event but as the host, they should have at least made it to the semis.
Are you still wondering where she is from?
When did body painting become such a fad at World Cup events? Many years ago, only the hardcore fans painted themselves up for their country and those fans were the opposite of sexy.
It has now become customary for beautiful women to paint their entire bodies in support of their home team.
We love new traditions.
In Switzerland, they have a rule. If you are not born beautiful, you must move to Belgium.
This is not a false statement. If it is, can anyone find me proof otherwise? I have found nothing but the most beautiful women in the world in every photo from Switzerland I have ever seen.
I am from New Orleans so when I see a group of guys walking around with cameras all over, I already know something is up and it usually involves a beautiful woman.
Much like Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras, these two beauties are moments away from being handed a pair of beads. Too bad we can not show you the end result.
Following a victory over someone, Brazil probably blasted the other team by six or seven goals, the fans took to the streets to celebrate.
I was lucky enough that someone was able to capture a photo of this beauty as she smiles for the camera.
Brazil wins on the field and now, in the streets too.
Chile is located in South America. They speak Spanish and have a population of 16 million people but not one of them has ever met this beautiful woman.
If they did, then why have they not introduced her to a modeling agency yet? That is just plain wrong.
Robin Williams once said, "America made it, we made it to the 16 baby, WHOOEEE! We're no longer in the Special Olympics category! They used to see us and go, "Oh, give it to them, they're damaged people.""
OK, so she is not an American fan, but I felt it was necessary to include a quote from Robin Williams.
Peru has not qualified for a World Cup since 1982. Since then the woman have grown tired of the lack of talent the country has gone through over the years.
It is time for a change so this sexy woman can finally make her mark on the rest of the world during the 2014 World Cup. It is about time we started to learn some of these women's names.
If it is Mexico you seek, seek no more.
This sexy lady represents the thousands of beautiful fans that rush to the many different soccer matches played throughout Mexico all year long.
It is absolutely amazing the amount of talent that makes its way through Mexico City. You should visit there sometime, but bring your own water.
What is better than one beautiful woman with amazing assets? Two.
Both of these women were at the Copa America in 2011 cheering for their country, Peru. The two women, Daisy Araujo and Irina Grandezhave, became famous by showing the men their gifts.
Can we just play soccer and stop looking at the fans? Oh right, the sexy fans are the reason I watch soccer.
There are only a few countries that can disappoint the masses year after year, and England is one of them.
Unless they bring home a World Cup Championship, no one seems to care about them. The beautiful women, who seem to pop up all the time, venture to disappear when the losses begin to pile up. No one likes a loser, right Victoria Beckham?
I do not mean to offend anyone, but the term "nasty" is referring to this beautiful Swedish woman's tattoo on her torso.
I find it hard to take a women seriously when she has the word nasty tattooed on her body. It might take some convincing for me to even hear her side of the story. It might as well be a bullseye she printed on herself.
It is unfair to group women into categories, but for Patty Orue, I have on other choice.
Paraguay has never seen a sexier one-two combo of fans until the 2010 World Cup when Larissa Riquelme and Patty Orue showed up. The two of them are now listed as mega hot super fans and nothing else.
Sure, they can model and take off their clothes, which no one opposes, but in the end all they are to the rest of the world are obsessed super fans. Paraguay loves it too.
At the 2006 FIFA World Cup, Italy defeated France for their fourth World Cup championship of all time.
In 2010, neither team made it past the first round. In fact, Italy and France did not even win a single match, making it the first time in the World Cup's history that a defending champion did not make it to round two.
Wow! How quickly can things change in Europe?
There is not a chance that she is whistling the Brazilian national anthem. Have you heard it? It is more upbeat than any other countries in the world.
I love it.
The anthem sounds like something Mozart would have written. It is just as grand as anything I have ever listened to from Brazil.
There are many different reasons to follow professional soccer, and here are four more.
1) You will never meet more beautiful women at any other sporting event in your life.
2) It is true what they say about foreign women.
3) For every Jersey Shore tool in America, there are at least 23 beautiful women in other countries.
4) It is a sport that has long droughts of nothing happening. The perfect amount of time to talk to these sexy ladies.
Not only is the dude standing in this picture the luckiest man at that particular park that evening, but he is also a genius.
I have been in those situations too. You know what I mean. You are at a tailgate, ballpark or just a festival of any kind, and you notice a group of gorgeous women. All most men will do is stare and say one syllable words.
But not him. He managed to convince them all to pose for a photo with him. He might have even told them it was for a good cause too.
Larissa Riquelme is a trend starter. Not only is she one of the sexiest women alive, but she is also the first "true" beauty to wage a bet that would give her entire country a smile on their faces.
She made a wager for the 2010 World Cup that if her home country, Paraguay, won the World Cup, she would run around the streets as naked as a baby seal, much like Diego Maradona made with his home country of Argentina.
As most of the men in the world, I think we were all cheering for Paraguay and NOT Argentina.
What is it about Argentina models that attracts them to soccer? Is it the love of the game or just the free publicity?
I would have to say the free airtime motivates Dorismar to show up at the World Cup in 2010. You might remember this beauty from the cover of Playboy back in 2003, if not, then you will soon start to "remember."
Ladies and Gents, I introduce to you the 2011 version of Larissa Riquelme, Diosa Canales.
Diosa is a beautiful Venezuelan model, singer and actress. Unlike Larissa, Diosa actually did get naked for the world after promising to do so if Venezuela won the 2011 COPA America. They did not win it but she wore a birthday suit for her Twitter fans and became an instant Internet celebrity.
I would show you those pictures, but you've already seen them.
Yes, Patty Orue has already been mentioned on this list at No. 9. Why is she on top of the rankings then?
Well, we already know about Larissa Riquelme and her insane bets, I would like to remind you that Patty Orue is a much finer version of Larissa and she has yet to remove her clothes.
Wait, what's that? She already has?
Oh well, maybe next time.