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Trojan faithful learn the lyrics to this spoof on the UCLA fight song practically before we learn FIGHT ON! Westwood High lyrics by the USC Marching Band High up in the hills of Westwood Sprawled ...

It’s Troy Week—USC Band Alternate Lyrics for UCLA Fight Song!

by Amy Lamare [HUMOR]

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December 02, 2008


Trojan faithful learn the lyrics to this spoof on the UCLA fight song practically before we learn FIGHT ON!

Westwood High
lyrics by the USC Marching Band

High up in the hills of Westwood
Sprawled offensive to the eye
Lies a Cal extension campus
Known as Westwood High (high, high, high).
Home of all the Bruin bearcubs
UGLY is its name,
The student body’s vile,
The football team’s a pile,
And the campus is a shame.

U clap, clap, clap
G clap, clap, clap
L clap, clap, clap
Y clap, clap, clap

U - G - L - Y

EAT MY SHORTS!

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    Hey Amy, in the spirit of rivalry fun, I've got alternate lyrics to your "Fight On", that I wrote myself. Here they are...

    CHEAT ON FOR OLD 'SC
    WE ALL CHEAT ON TO VICTORY
    ALL ALMA MATERS NEAR
    THEY HATE ON YOU
    CHEAT ON AND WIN FOR OLD 'SC
    CHEAT ON FOR VICTORY
    CHEAT ON!

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