Matt Cassel's Agent Saddened by Loss (Humor)

Josh Tibbs, Matt Cassel's agent, saw millions of dollars fall away like a stripped fumble.

"Just one week ago there was talk of a $14 million franchise tag," he said between tears.  Well, actually I think he said.  It was more like, "He...[sob]...one week ago...[sob]...franchise...[sob]...can you leave me alone?!"

Real men ignore those sounds made by other men.  Although my well-paying Bleacher Report job may now hang in the balance, I left Mr. Tibbs alone.

As I left, however, he asked if I'd write a "Trade Brady" article. How do you answer that?

I hope Gawd accepts little white lies are not a sin.

*Josh Tibbs is a made up personality who first appeared in this article. 

For any editors, Gawd is right unless you think God is concerned about the NFL sports agents.

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