Soccer-WAG Claudine Keane to Be Reality-TV Competition for Kim Kardashian?

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The wife of Robbie Keane—who signed with the LA Galaxy this August—may soon be coming to a television near you. From Herald.ie:

Dubliner Claudine, who has relocated to Los Angeles with her footballer husband Robbie, is reportedly in discussions with the major TV network E! about starring in her own reality series.
Claudine would be something of a coup for the channel, which is home to global ratings hit Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
The model confirmed the major channel have been in touch – and she's considering all her options.
"E Entertainment contacted me last week for a meeting and it's just been going incredibly," the lingerie model said. "It's just been an amazing whirlwind experience."

Wait, did I read what I thought I read? Did that excerpt mention that she was a lingerie model?

Oh yes it did, my friends. And it is little wonder why. (Click on that link—trust me.)

Apparently, she is 57 percent hotter than Victoria Beckham, at least according to TMZ. I would tend to agree.

I'm sure the show would be pretty damn boring, which is why it is time for a new reality show: The Extreme WAG Challenge. Bring in some of the world's most infamous WAGs—Keane, Kardashian, Beckham, Gemma Atkinson, etc.—and have them compete in various challenges while completely removed from all of the luxuries they've come to expect.

It's Survivor meets The Real Housewives of..., and it would be awesome.

I think.

My name is Timothy Rapp, and I put the "grrrr" in Swagger.