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You Know You're a NHL Fan When...

Daniel ArouchianSenior Analyst INovember 30, 2008
  • You're so tired that your team doesn't get close on winning the Stanley Cup you build one yourself and donate it to the team.
  • You wish the Hanson Brothers were in the NHL.
  • You always wondered how much gel or hairspray Kerry Fraser used on his hair.
  • You think the zamboni driver has the coolest job.
  • You have no problem of wearing an over-sized team jersey.
  • You tell people your team is the best even if they keep loosing.
  • You start camping in front of the arena for tickets and it's only June 1st.
  • You can tell apart the different signals by the referees and linesmen,yet you can't tell apart half the road signs while driving.
  • You wonder where Don Cherry gets his suits.

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