BJ Penn: A BJ Penn Action Figure
All he cares about is himself and his legacy right? Then he could buy a GSP one and have them fight it out.
Kenny Florian: A Razor Blade Tattoo On His Elbows
He's said to have razor sharp elbows. He would then change his name to Kenny "The Razor" Florian, sounds good doesn't it?
Sean Sherk: A Big Book Of Nick-Names
He has to have one of the worst nick-names ever. The Muscle Shark? Seriously?
Matt Serra: Rocky Box Set DVD
He can watch it as many times as he wants. He was the rocky of 2007, maybe he can get some inspiration.
Matt Hughes: A Body Waxing Session
I mean c'mon, i get tired of seeing his chest hair every time he fights. Get with the times and wax your chest (also a possibility for Forrest Griffin as well).
Roger Huerta: Tekken (The Game)
He is supposed to be appearing in the film adaptation. He needs to know his character before playing him.
Clay Guida: Hair Products
His hair needs a lot of maintenance, and it gets pretty expensive. Help him out and get him some stuff he needs to keep it looking good!
Nate Diaz: Manners For Dummies
This book could help him out a great deal, and may make him a little more marketable. He needs to clean up his act before getting any real high-profile fights.
Dana White: (Your Choice)
I'll leave this up to you guys, I'm not saying anything. The suggestions should be good!
(Honorable Mention)
Joe Rogan: A Dictionary, Beard Trimmer, Fear Factor Box Sets, Every UFC DVD He's Done Commentary On
Dictionary- This would help his vocabulary.
Beard Trimmer- Any comment needed?
Fear Factor Box Set- So he could be reminded how fun it was to make people do things they hated for money.
Every UFC DVD He's Done Commentary On- This would allow him to realize how annoying he really sounds.
There You Go...Happy Shopping.
I look forward to hearing some of your ideas!
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