Alabama: No Chance Against Florida

Yes, Alabama has had a good year. They have managed to go unbeaten, they beat all their rivals, and have now been ranked No.1 longer than any other team in this year's polls. It is just a shame that we now have to play Florida...and just when things were going so well.

Yes, it is true: Alabama does not have a chance against Florida. 

The Gators are too fast, too strong, and too good for Alabama.

 Alabama should not be on the same field with the Florida Gators. Hey, I know that hurts, but sometimes you have to face the facts. The Gators are in another league!

Just turn on ESPN, or open your newspaper and there it is...Gators, Gators Gators!

You don't have to tell us; we already know. Sure, Alabama fans bought tickets to the SEC Championship Game, but we just bought them to have a chance see the Mighty Gators in action. Why else would we spend good money?

I bought mine weeks ago when I found out Florida was going because I just didn't want to miss seeing Tim Tebow, Percy Harvin, and Urban Meyer in the flesh.

Maybe I can get an autograph; I heard that all the Alabama players are bringing their autograph books in hopes of getting a few signatures too!

Personally, I will just be proud to see Alabama on the same field with Florida. I believe it will inspire our players to play better in the Sugar Bowl against Utah after we lose to Florida.

I hope Coach Saban brings his notebook because I am sure he could learn a thing or two from just watching a genius like Urban Meyer coach a game.

I believe we will all learn a thing or two over in Atlanta. Personally I plan to take notes!

We will learn how to tackle and block. We can let the Gators show us how to run, throw, and catch a football.

I heard that Urban Meyer was planning to leave the first string at home with the rest of the coaching staff to prepare for Oklahoma. He was going to bring just Tebow, but he found out it was against the rules. You have got to play 11 guys Coach!

So Alabama fans, even though the outcome of the game is already decided, please show up anyway. It will not be a total waste to make the trip to Atlanta's Georgia Dome on December 6, 2008.

You know there are coaches all over the country that would pay good money for a live clinic from Urban Meyer. I hear he will be available after the beat-down to answer questions 

It is well worth the price of admission to see the greatest team ever play put on a show, no matter how bad their opponent may be. 

I know some of you Alabama fans still think we have a chance, but you have to understand, we are just not worthy. I know I'm not! Don't you ever watch television for God's sake?

I sure hope Florida takes it easy on us; there will be lots of other people watching and I wouldn't want to be too embarrassed. Maybe they will be able to rest Tebow some for the big game in January?

Well, let me finish by saying this: Alabama has had a good run. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Some good will come out of this match-up.

It will be a learning experience for our guys, and it will be a good tune-up game for Florida before they head off to Miami. It'll sort of be like a practice game... I guess?

Alabama hasn't lost yet, so we will still have a good record, and Florida will go on to play on January 8, 2009 for the National Championship. That sounds like a win/win situation to me.

Let's see, I can't remember who Florida lost to, but they must have been great! Oh yeah, it was the Ole' Miss Rebels!

I think Alabama played them as well. Yeah they were tough, but I think we beat them as I recall? 

Well, if you guys enjoyed playing the Rebels, you are going to love playing The Crimson Tide!

Thanks again for letting us share the stage with you; it will be special. That's because Florida is so special!

Well, Go Gators, and can I say Roll Tide? I may not get a chance to say it much in Atlanta.

Oh, what the heck... Roll Tide anyway!

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