Tony Dungy Comments On Brian Urlacher's Custody Case (Humor)

Tony said Brian Urlacher could never play for the Colts.

"Any heathen who trained his son to be a transvestite" said Dungy, "has a moral degeneracy impossible to reconcile with God."

He was referring to recent allegations that Urlacher dressed his three-year-old son in pink Cinderella diapers and painting his nails, by Tyna Robertson. Allegations he confirmed while complaining about Tyna Robertson, mother of his son but not his wife nor mother of his daughters.

"Mr. Urlacher's questionable sexual activities are forgivable in this vale of sin. When turns on the TV and sees people sleeping with people who aren't their spouses one can say Mr. Urlacher's lack of discretion is the product of the sick society we are in," Said Coach Dungy.

"That said, his making the boy homosexual is unforgivable. Mr. Urlacher can never be a member of a team I am involved with," said Coach Tony Dungy.

Brain Urlacher replied, "Is there trade talk I'm not aware of? Tony, I'm sure you have an opinion on things not your concern, like the T.O. Monday Night Football thing.  Maybe, just maybe, you should not involve yourself with other teams."

Coach Lovie Smith echoed Brian Urlacher and added, "When Brian's contract is up we'll sign him to play linebacker, not day care provider."

This is satire. Mr. Urlacher's custody battle is real. Saint Dungy's quotes are not.

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