No Brad Pitts here
It's good some athletes have to wear helmets because there are some ugly jocks
Check this out if you dare. I will just tell you that is good that most of these people make a lot of money because they aren't exactly rich in looks. Since it is so close to Halloween I will introduce you to some pretty frightening images. Some of our sports heroes are just disgustingly ugly. I will profile 25 of them through some of the most horrific images ever captured on film (not really that bad, but close).
Let me just let you know that Summer Sanders probably won't show up in any of the images. There are two reasons: she is too good looking and she is too smart to be caught dead being pictured with these ugly pukes.
E.T phone home.
When did they start letting space aliens into the NBA?
Proactive got rid of the zits but left behind some nasty holes on Randy Johnson...
Gheorge Muresan played for the Bullets. I would rather eat a bullet than gaze at that grotesque mug for an extended period of time.
A head shaped like an Roswell alien
Sam Cassel will not win any beauty pageants any time soon, but at least he is a real athlete unlike the freakish Muresan.
Two for the price of one
Dennis Rodman, who is naturally pretty ugly, accentuated his ugliness with some good old fashioned American ingenuity. Scottie Pippen, on the other hand, is simply born with some serious genetic defects in the "easy on the eyes" department.
How about a skin graft?
Wow Mark McGwire! Pasty, nasty, pitted flesh. I feel like going to Home Depot and buying some spackle.
Popeye Jones looks like an alien bred with a horse. Just an incredible masterpiece of ugliness.
Did Michael Bolton and the guy off Thirty Something have a kid?
Are those teeth real? They look like they were fashioned out of a Dove soap bar.
With Patrick Ewing, do I really need to beat this one into the ground?
Sorry I didn't show him helmeted
Looks a little like Predator. Maybe he could take on some of the other guys and we could film a new "Predator vs. Alien" movie.
She's a little teapot short and stout...
If Gumby and Steve-O procreated this would be the result.
No this slideshow is not about the Roswell crash
Speed, great batting average, yet he would have a negative average based on looks. Bear in mind, I selected probably his best photo.
he could take care of an apple
Thank God Beckham can raise the bar for soccer player looks because Tevez drags it down several notches.
another Proactive candidate.
...a lot of time has been spent in front of the mirror popping ripe zits for this guy.
another soccer freak
If the dude from Night Court and the dude off the Hills Have Eyes had their DNA mixed in a petri dish and fertilized, this hideous monstrosity would be produced.
There are some ugly futballers
Just out and out grotesque.
Is he real?
Otis is not a handsome man.
Why the long face?
Vinnie and Rodman teamed up right? What a disgusting lineup.
beaten with the ugly stick
I don't usually recommend face transplants for people unless their original face is ripped off by a chimp, I have to make an exception for Joakim Noah. I think a plastic surgeon should remove his current face and transplant one from a cadaver.
It's a good thing Chicago also has a statue of Jordan to offset the one of Pippen or they would have people spilling their dinner all over the place.
Looks like the offspring of Randy Johnson and the guy who played Laling in Carlito's Way.
A slight difference in looks
I wanted everyone to be able to get their stomachs settled after the previous disturbing photos so I thought I would include this.