Super Bowl Live Blog: Counting Down to a Minute

7:10: Randall Gay is probably the worst corner ever. Either that or Amani Toomer is just that good. I'm starting to think the Earth got knocked off it's orbit.

7:12: Reality strikes Manning Jr. Eli throws a pick!

7:20: Apparently Chris Hanson told the team he wanted to make an appearance at the Super Bowl, I don't think I've ever seen him so many times this season.

7:21: Eli is sacked and I want Anthony Wright. I can't explain it, but I'd feel a lot better if the Pats lost while Anthony Wright is QB. There's just something non-Manning about him.

7:27: There's something strange about Tom Brady. He never gets sacked awkwardly. He always ends up on his stomach holding the ball.

7:29: Forget that last point.

7:37: So Tom Coughlin is coaching like Norv Turner. Eli is back to pass and calls for the snap at 2:01 and then nearly throws up an INT on third down. Why not hold off until the two-minute warning, then run the ball to keep the clock going (or at least make Belichick burn a time-out) and then punt? Hopefully Coughlin's face doesn't start melting again.

7:39: We aren't even drinking and we've started talking about NFL Europe. The latest question? Would you want to be Aaron Stecker? My answer is yes-at least he's in the NFL.

7:55: Eli Manning's Hail Mary to finish of the first half is almost good. In the immortal words of Champ Kind "I think I S**t a squirrel". Seriously, if that's good-out comes the squirrel. In other news, I'm hoping Belichick pulls a Might Ducks 2 and goes back to a grey hoodie at the pause in the action.

8:06 My favorite camera angle of all time-the crowd running to the stage during the Super Bowl halftime show. At least it's not Prince this year!!

8:13: We've missed the fact that Will, his sisters, and Elyana aren't here right now. Will had to drive Stef to the train station so the other girls decided they had to go to. They're probably talking about...well I'm not sure what they're talking about, but I feel sorry for Will being the only guy with them.

In other news, T-Rev and I make our first halftime wardrobe malfunction joke: (Tom Petty approaches the microphone) Tom: "Hi everybody. I'm Tom Petty and...uh....here's my Penis." 

8:21: Do you think that LT's mom calls him LT in real life?

8:28: Will and the girls make it back just in time, although Megan and E-Dizzle are talking about Taylor Swift or something (all I can tell you is that they're singing).

8:32: What's the deal with N.E. (Yup, that's all I wrote)

8:44: Another shot at Gostkowski: "You either go for it on 4th down, or you punt...no field goal's". I want to say that bitterness came from Will, but I'm honestly not sure.

8:50: T-Rev (at seeing me writing my running diary or "rap" as he calls it, and Will is doing....something): "I wish I had cooler friends."

8:54: Despite the defensive struggle that's taking place on the field, E-Dizzle has challenged T-Rev to a thumb war!!

8:59: Wes Welker=Amazing. I'm running around in my jersey right now, fists-a-pumping!

9:01: Welker does it again!!! (that's about as far as that drive goes though)

9:11: Kevin Boss with a huge gain. Meanwhile, Visanthe Shiancoe is sitting somewhere muttering quietly to himself.

9:15: T-Rev wrote something in here that can't be repeated in public for the sake of Will's reputation. 

9:17-Roughly 10:00: The following is just a blur. I was standing and yelling the entire time, so I never really got a chance to properly record it. These are the snippets of thoughts and actions throughout the final moments of the game.

-Oh darn, the Giants scored. That is unfortunate. (I rewrote this, replacing a...um...angrier message)

-Will's getting texts about Randy being a non-factor.

-Wes Welker ain't a non-factor!!! THAT'S A RECORD BABY!!!

-WHERE ARE THOSE TEXTS NOW?!?!?!?!? MOSS STAMPS DOWN ON A TD!!!!

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