The NFL is the single most elite sports league in the country, which means that it's no surprise that the NFL happens to possess the most elite cheerleaders as well. Narrowing down the hottest cheerleaders in the NFL certainly sounds like quite the harrowing task, but it's not exactly impossible.
Despite all odds it happened; it took countless hours of research, an absolute dedication to the cause and an unrelenting dedication to bringing you the most amazing cheerleaders the NFL has to offer.
It was difficult, but I endured. You're welcome.
That being said, here are the 100 hottest cheerleaders of the 2011 NFL season.
Bio Highlight(s): Her guiltiest pleasures are dill pickles, hot Cheetos with lots of lime and spending too much money on shoes!
Pickles and Cheetos! Yes please.
Bio Lowlight(s): His favorite television shows are everything on the Wedding Channel and the many Kardashian abominations.
Nothing better than a soul-sucking evening at home with the Kardashians.
**Click here to see Stephanie's video bio.
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite prized possession is an AFC Championship ring!
Wait, cheerleaders get AFC Championship rings???
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite television entertainment is anything on E!, TLC, Style, and Lifetime...too many favorites!
Not good. Not good at all.
Bio Highlight(s): Brianna's funniest/most embarrassing cheerleading moment is when she was in high school cheering on the sidelines at a football game and got hit in the face with a basketball from the stands!
Hilarious. And she can laugh at herself.
Bio Lowlight(s): If Alexis could go back in time and witness any event in history it would be seeing her dad play football at Boston College.
The daddy's girl thing is cute, but with the entire course of human history accessible, going back to see Doug Flutie play a college football game would be criminal.
Bio Highlight(s): Her hobbies include: hunting, fishing, racing cars, camping, baking, cooking and building furniture.
That is quite the wide array of interesting hobbies.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her ideal date is a picnic in a neat place with wine and a blanket.
Who says "neat" referring to anything but scotch?
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite movies are Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Step Brothers and Mean Girls.
I like her style!
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite website is www.facebook.com
That’s just not very original.
Bio Highlight(s): Her biggest guilty pleasure is playing (and winning) Texas Hold 'Em and her hidden talent is her ability to make a mean bowl of cereal. :)
She and I might be long lost sisters.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite food is sushi and she insists “sushi is love.”
Is that true?
Sassy LSU graduate Heidi is a veteran member of the New Orleans Saints' Cheelerleaders, the Saintsations.
Bio Highlight(s): Her worst habit is laughing before the punch line.
Bio Lowlight(s): She says the best thing about a Saintsation is representing the Saints and the state of Louisiana internationally.
Beauty pageant answers are the worst.
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite Viking is my fantasy cornerstone Adrian Peterson.
Wait! There are other players on the Vikings besides AP?
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite colors are pink, lime green, and sky blue.
Hopefully not together because that sounds like a mess.
Bio Highlight(s): Becoming a Charger Girl is the culmination of a lifelong dream for her as a San Diego native.
It’s always nice, if not annoying, when people achieve their lifelong dreams in their 20’s.
Bio Lowlight(s): She tried out for the Charger Girls an epic nine times before actually making it.
Not sure if we should admire the dedication or be concerned about her priorities.
Bio Highlight(s): She lists Talledega Nights, The Office, 30 Rock and True Blood as some of her favorites.
Every person worth knowing likes all of the aforementioned things.
Bio Lowlight(s): She said that stepping out on the field for the first time at the new Texas Stadium was proof that “dreams can come true!”
Did she mean Jerry Jones’ dream?
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite movie is The Goonies!
Dare you to not love that.
Bio Lowlight(s): The five people she would invite to a celebrity dinner party are Britney Spears, Elvis, Jessica Simpson, Marilyn Monroe and James Dean.
This is such a goofy mess of celebrities, but I would pay big bucks to see James Dean and Elvis try to have a conversation with Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson.
Bio Highlight(s): They both list their dogs as their favorite animal.
Not cat people, excellent.
Bio Lowlight(s): If you were stranded on a desert island with them they would have the following six items with them: Chapstick, sunblock, sunglasses, Christina’s Blackberry, more sunblock and a bottle of wine.
Clearly they haven’t though far into the future in terms of the desert island scenario. How about a giant crate filled with cases of wine?
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite quote is “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.”
Kinda dumb, but kinda cute.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her hobbies are basically hanging out and running.
That’s the best you can do?
Bio Highlight(s): Her best beauty secret is Vaseline. She always has it on her because it’s great for dry skin and doubles as lip-glass.
Low maintenance cheerleaders are hard to find.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite food is tofu because it can be used in anything from a simple stir-fry with vegetables to a spicy Thai dish and it’s always delicious. Oh and her favorite music is Glee soundtracks.
Gross! What the hell?
Bio Highlight(s): She loves watching football and basketball and playing beach volleyball.
Beach volleyball is the sexiest of all sports.
Bio Lowlight(s): She’s allergic to everything it seems: dust, nuts, sunflower seeds, dogs, cats, the list goes on and on.
People who are allergic to almost everything are the worst.
Bio Highlight(s): The highlight is probably the behind the scenes video from their Bahamas bikini shoot in 2009.
It's pretty riveting stuff, not gonna lie.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her lifelong dream was to become like the Ravens Cheerleaders that she looked up to when she was a little girl.
Significantly less riveting stuff.
Bio Highlight(s): She said she’s excited to cheer the Vikings all the way to the Super Bowl.
You have to appreciate that absolutely baseless optimism.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her hobbies are traveling, cooking, baking and event coordinating.
Event coordinating is the worst hobby ever since people will pay you to do it professionally.
Bio Highlight(s): She likes to hang out at pet stores with her adorable Boxer puppy, Henny.
Bio Lowlight(s): The only shots she takes are shots of wheatgrass and she’s obsessed with avocados.
A shot of wheatgrass is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Bio Highlight(s): As a Chicago native, the person in sports she most admires is Michael Jordan.
Bow down to His Airness.
Bio Lowlight(s): She’s currently reading Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert.
That’s a serious red flag.
Bio Highlight(s): Her most memorable Bengals game is Monday Night Football against the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Kinda sad considering the Steelers beat the Bengals in that game, and almost every other game ever.
These are two of the worst and most obscure movies ever listed as someone’s favorite movies… like in the history of the world.
Bio Highlight(s): She likes snowboarding, pumpkin pie, monkeys and chicken wings.
Awesome, awesome, awesome, double awesome.
More Bio Highlight(s): Her ideal date is sky diving or bungee jumping and if she was stranded on a desert island she’d bring: food, fresh water and a weapon.
This girl is as practical as she is beautiful and, frankly, I’m in love.
Bio Highlight(s): The one famous person in the world she’d most like to meet is Martin Short, because she loves to laugh and he’d be entertaining.
That is seriously outside the box for a blonde cheerleader.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite color is pink.
That is seriously inside the box for a blonde cheerleader.
Bio Highlight(s): Jaclyn enjoys hiking, u-jam classes, Zumba, and belly dancing.
At least two of those things sound okay.
Bio Lowlight(s): She likes numbers and is very organized.
People who like numbers and are very organized are usually not fun to be around.
Bio Highlight(s): If she could have any super-power in the world it would be the ability to turn everything you touch into Skittles, because who wouldn’t want that?
Shock and awe. In a good way.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her idea of a perfect date is something fun and laid-back like paintball.
If paintball is laid back, you’re doing it wrong.
Bio Highlight(s): She snorts when she laughs and belches better than any guy she knows.
Not superhot but pretty funny.
Bio Lowlight(s): She became a Broncos fan after Tim Tebow was added to the roster.
Clearly she knows zilch about football.
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite food is Red Lobster’s cheddar bay biscuits (with extra butter and garlic sauce).
If you’ve ever been to Red Lobster, you know their cheesy biscuits are the best things on earth.
Bio Lowlight(s): She says her favorite website is www.atlantafalcons.com.
What a freaking homer.
Bio Highlight(s): Her bucket list includes: becoming a ninja, authoring a coloring book, riding a giraffe, receiving a giant check and taking a cruise around the world.
I can’t believe someone else has my exact same bucket list.
More Highlight(s): Her pet peeve is when the bottom of her pants get wet in the rain, her ideal way to spend a Saturday is creating world peace or shopping, and she used to be a chauffeur at a doggy daycare.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite books are the Twilight series.
A freaky unnatural preoccupation with vampires; exactly what you want from a 20 something woman
More Lowlight(s): Her advice to kids is: YOU ARE SPECIAL! You can do anything you put your heart into! So go shine!!!!
Sorry, not everyone is special.
Ms.Tori is a veteran member of the Oakland Raiders’ Raiderettes.
Bio Highlight (s): She looks forward to being out on the field rain or shine.
As she should.
Bio Lowlight(s): Tori wants to be a veterinarian or open a hair salon.
That’s the kind of answer children in kiddie pageants give.
Bio Highlight (s): She’s a frequent visitor to Mexico City, the kidnapping capital of the world.
And she’s lived to tell the tale. Clearly Ms. Hannah is doing something right.
Bio Lowlight(s): She’s getting her degree in Business Administration.
One of the least enticing college majors.
Bio Highlight (s): She was asked to audition to be a WWE Diva this year!
Do it girl, we need more hot ladies in sports.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite song is “Gettin’ Jiggy wit it.”
Wait, is it 1997? Otherwise, this is just embarrassing.
Always solid advice.
Bio Lowlight (s): If she could have dinner with anyone in the world it’d be Jennifer Lopez because she is a tremendously talented and genuine woman.
Of anyone in the world she chooses J-Low. That’s just not right.
More Lowlight(s): She thinks White Chicks and I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry are “super hilarious.”
That’s straight up horrifying.
Bio Highlight (s): Ms. Maureen is willing to keep dancing and cheering even if it’s raining.
Now that’s a fan.
BioLowlight(s): She reads anything and everything by Nicholas Sparks (Dear John, Nights in Rodanthe, Message in a Bottle, A Walk to Remember and The Notebook).
People seriously love this crap.
Bio Highlight (s): She can tie a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth using only my tongue in less than 5 seconds.
That’s seriously impressive stuff, particularly in Buffalo.
Bio Lowlight(s): She’d bring her dog, bathing suit and sneakers to a desert island, so she could run with her dog and get a nice tan all at the same time.
Why not wear your sneakers and bathing suit to the desert island and take more useful items?
Bio Highlight (s): This is her most embarrassing moment:
"When I was in third grade we had a crazy hair day at my school where all of the kids wore wigs, colored their hair or styled crazy up-dos. I dyed my hair bright green and went to school a day before the crazy hair day. I was the only kid with crazy hair and I ran into the bathroom mortified."
Where does a third grader get green hair dye?
Bio Lowlight(s): The three celebrities that she suggests following on Twitter are: Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian and Ellen DeGeneres.
Not even sure what to do with this information.
Bio Highlight (s): Her favorite part of a game day is getting ready with her Raiderette sisters; laughing, giggling and telling each other fun stories.
Add in a pillow fight and some sexy lingerie and you’ve got yourself something special.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite movie is Superstar, based on the SNL sketch featuring Molly Shannon as Mary Katherine Gallagher.
Bio Highlight (s): She is practically perfect, minus all the time she spends scrapbooking.
Scrapbooking should be left to your great Aunt.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite quote is: “Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness, has never danced in the rain.”
Cheerleaders in the rain, ain’t nothing wrong with that.
Bio Highlight (s): She’s a professional dancer.
One of the sexier professions.
Bio Lowlight(s): She says fit by mandating a gluten free diet.
Perhaps it’s a medical necessity, but people who talk about their dietary restrictions constantly are painfully irritating.
Bio Highlight (s): Her most daring memory is swimming with sharks and barracudas.
Idelys sounds like a wild one.
Bio Lowlight(s): She’s currently studying “general studies.”
Not that it matters, but general studies just isn't impressive.
Bio Highlight(s): Meghan has experience as a hip hop dancer.
Certainly a little more fun than lyrical, jazz and tap dancing.
Bio Lowlight(s): The whole bio was kind of a lowlight; she’s nice, but dull.
Find me a cheerleader who hasn’t been dancing since she was three.
Bio Highlight (s): Her nicknames are: Mac, Mac Daddy, Big Mac and anything else you can put with Mac.
Mac n’ cheese, Macintosh, Macarena, Easy Mac, Macbook, Mac Donalds, Macaulay Culkin, MacGruber….
Bio Lowlight(s): She’s got a cat.
But he acts like a dog, so it’s okay.
Bio Highlight (s): A surprising fact about Ryann is that she loves “science.”
A little vague, but it is kind of a surprising fact considering her favorite movie is Burlesque.
Bio Lowlights(s): What does she like most about Jets Football?
“I love EVERYTHING about Jets Football!!!!!”
Like the enthusiasm, dislike the inability to name something she likes about Jets football.
Unfortunately Tramane doesn’t have a bio listed on the squad's website.
Her favorite player is probably Josh Freeman, her most hated team is probably the Atlanta Falcons and she probably thinks the Bucs are playoff bound this year!
Anyone else stunned to find out this lovely lady has a mere 167 “Likes” on Facebook?
Bio Lowlights(s): One of the things she looks forward to in 2011 is “safe performances.”
Great, Roger Goodell must have sent a memo out to cheerleaders as well.
Bio Highlight (s): Well, she’s single.
That’s gotta count for something.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite song is James Taylor’s Fire and Rain.
So is my grandma’s.
**Click here to see Titans’ Stephanie’s behind the scenes calendar video.
Bio Lowlight (s): Sara’s superstition is that if she misses her morning coffee, she’ll have a bad day.
That is not a superstition.
More Lowlight(s): Her biggest pet peeve is when cabinet doors are left open and when furniture is crooked.
Clearly the slovenly cesspools that we all call home would be unacceptable.
Bio Highlight(s): She’s a history nerd!
History nerds are the coolest nerds.
Bio Lowlight(s): She says the best part of being a Sea Gal is feeling “the seismic activity of the 12th man.”
Clearly nobody is showing up anymore expecting to see a good football game.
**Click here to see Sea Gal Stephanie’s official video bio.
Bio Highlight(s): Her hobbies include wake boarding, 4-wheeling, hunting, fishing and cooking.
The perfect southern girl.
More Highlight(s): Her favorite shows are America’s Funniest Home Videos and Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team.
A show featuring cats attacking babies and a show featuring Jordan C. and all her hot cheerleader friends. The girl’s got good taste.
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite shows are Dexter and Law & Order SVU.
Not sure it gets much better than Detective Elliot Stabler (or Olivia Benson, if that’s what you like) roughing up perps.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite music is country and hip-hop.
Is that even allowed?
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite website is the endlessly addictive www.stumbleupon.com.
She’s one of the few Falcons’ Cheerleaders who doesn’t list www.atlantafalcons.com as her favorite website.
More Highlight(s): The one song that will always be on her iPod is Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Sweet Home Alabama.
Anyone who doesn’t love that song should be deported.
This is Maigan's rookie season with the Washington Redskins’ Cheerleaders.
Bio Highlight (s): She says she can't wait to see you at the games! So say hello.
Just don’t say it in a creepy way.
Bio Lowlight(s): The rest is pretty meh...
Bio Highlight(s): The worst pickup line she’s ever heard is: "You look like one of the Pussycat Dolls, can I loosen up your buttons?"
More Highlight(s): Her dream job is professional poker player! She even cites poker legend Daniel Negreanu as one of the three celebrities she’d follow on Twitter, which means she’s legit.
Daniel Negreanu is a clairvoyant poker genius and Alicia is a total baller.
**Click here to watch Alicia’s official video bio.
Bio Highlight(s): Girl doesn't just shake pompoms! She's been shakin it all over the country, and all over your TV for years. Season 3 of FOX's So You Think You Can Dance, MTV's World of Jenks, and the CW's The Vampire Diaries are just a few of her credits.
Not impressed? How about her stint as captain of the L.A. Pussycat Dolls. Now you're impressed.
More Highlights(s): So what can't she do well?
"I’d be a better phone talker…I just DON’T like to talk on the phone! I know it’s a necessary thing sometimes but, ugggh I’m not very good at it."
As someone who hasn't answered her phone in four days and returns all calls via text, I can relate.
**Click here to “Like” Jessi on Facebook.
Bio Highlight(s): She’s the shortest Raiderette at 5’ tall.
How this teenie girl handles herself in the lawless circus Al Davis calls the Coliseum is beyond me.
More Highlight(s): Diminutive Annie is into motorcycles and loves riding dirt bikes with her family.
A girl after my western Pennsylvania heart.
Bio Highlight(s): When she was little she aspired to be a quarterback but her “lack of height” was a deterrent.
She could probably start for the Colts this year.
Bio Lowlight(s): She works three part-time jobs, all while going to school and cheering for the Cardinals.
Aren’t you exhausted just reading that?
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite song is Fishin’ in the Dark by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.
Never heard of it, but it sounds kind of amazing.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her most prized possessions are her scrapbooks.
What’s with cheerleaders and scrapbooking?
**Click here to watch video from Janae’s calendar shoot.
Bio Highlight(s): She is the very first Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader to ever grace the vaunted pages of the SI: Swimsuit Edition.
Just in case that ever comes up in Trivial Pursuit.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her day job is office manager at a commodities brokerage.
Substantially duller than what you imagined she does, right?
Bio Highlight(s): Her dream vacation location is Santorini, Greece.
My dream vacation location is Santorini, Greece!
Bio Lowlights(s): One of her favorite movies is Larry the Cable Guy.
Maybe that’s not a lowlight. Seeing a girl who looks like that telling people to “git’er done” actually sounds pretty entertaining.
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite meal is a cheeseburger and fries.
Bio Lowlights(s): The self-described “Gleek” says her favorite music is anything from Glee.
Maybe it’s time to just accept this, but it just seems strange to forgo actual music in favor of songs covered by a fake high school glee club.
Bio Highlight(s): Natalie was selected as the 2010 Raidertte of the Year and represented the squad at the 2011 Pro Bowl.
Finally something worth watching at the Pro Bowl.
More Highlight(s): Her Pro Bowl blog (with pictures!) was adorably enthusiastic.
**Click here to see Natalie’s official video bio.
Bio Highlight(s): Courtney was chosen to represent the Charger Girls at the 2011 Pro Bowl.
No small feat given the ridiculous levels of hotness on that squad.
Bio Lowlights(s): She's a graduate of San Diego State.
Does that school only accept hot blonde girls?
Bio Highlight(s): The five people she’d invite to a dinner party are: Cyd Charisse, Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Christian Lacroix, and Tim Walker.
Definitely a dinner party worth attending.
More Highlights(s): The one thing that would surprise you about her is that she absolutely loves Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob is hilarious.
**Click here to see Lindsey’s official photo gallery.
Bio Highlight(s): She’s got a dog named Lola, her favorite show is Dexter, and she’s a smarty pants who scored a full academic scholarship to college.
Bio Lowlight(s): She loves scrapbooking, Twilight and lists acting as a hobby.
Twilight is the major issue here.
The tantalizing Trisha is a three-year veteran of the Dallas Cowboys’ Cheerleaders.
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite quote is the Alcoholics Anonymous serenity prayer.
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."
Wonder if she has any clue about the association?
Bio Lowlight(s): Her entertainment tastes are intermittently amazing and atrocious.
Dazed and Confused (amazing), How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (atrocious), Entourage (amazing), The Hills (atrocious), Elf (amazing), Failure to Launch (atrocious), Forensic Files (amazing), Desperate Housewives (atrocious).
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite actress is Audrey Hepburn.
That’s kind of adorable.
Bio Lowlight(s): Girl has got four cats and a teacup Yorkie named Xiu Xiu.
Four cats and a dog that is likely smaller than all four cats.
Bio Highlight(s): She’s the ultimate D.C. girl who majored in Political Science and worked on the Obama campaign in 2008. She now manages communications for a national civil rights non-profit.
In D.C. you’re defined mostly by what you do, and that’s all very impressive.
More Highlights(s): Sci-fi and fantasy books/movies are her true passion and she loves Battlestar Galactica and HBO’s Game of Thrones.
Not my style, but surely some of you guys like that.
Bio Highlight(s): Their biggest pet peeve is when others burp in their faces (or around their faces).
If people are burping in the faces of super-hot twin cheerleaders, you’ve got some game in comparison.
More Highlights(s): A perfect day for the two of them would be: having no homework, having a clean apartment and sitting around a cozy fire reading a great book.
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite movie is Bridesmaids.
One of the most hilarious movies ever.
More Highlight(s): She tried out for the squad on a whim after hearing a radio announcement about auditions.
So making the squad wasn’t the culmination of a lifelong dream.. rare and refreshing.
**Click here to watch video from Clair’s calendar shoot.
Bio Highlight(s): Her photo suggests she owns some hot lingerie and bunny ears.
What’s not to love about that?
More Highlights(s): Well she’s hot enough to be Miss April in the Miami Dolphins’ Cheerleader swimsuit calendar.
No small feat on what is probably the hottest cheerleading squad in the NFL.
Bio Highlight(s): She’ll listen to anything.
Although, since her first passion in life is her daily walk with JC, that’s probably more limiting than you think.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite books are: The Bible, Power of Your Words (How God Can Bless Your Life through the Words You Speak), and Twilight.
Oh jeez. So a ridiculous novel for teenage girls about sexy and shimmery vampires in lust and a self-help book about using your words in a way that would make God proud. Delightful…
I don’t know “JC” personally, but I’m almost certain he hates Twilight.
Bio Highlight(s): Mia is a military brat who was born in Misawa, Japan.
Are you a man in uniform? The fact that Ms. Mia is probably partial to you is actually a better military benefit than the G.I. Bill.
More Highlights(s): Her favorite things are sports and dancing.
This is the opposite of girl whose favorite things are Oprah and The Real Housewives of somewhere.
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite movies are: Rear Window, Some Like it Hot and To Catch a Thief.
Gorgeous blonde with a sophisticated taste in movies. Pretty baller.
More Highlights(s): Her gorgeous sister Lauren O. is a fellow Charger Girl.
Lauren is a cheerleader with a degree in Economics. Behold the key to solving the global economic crisis.
**Click here to see Jennifer’s “Meet the Charger Girls” video. You will not regret it.
Bio Highlight(s): Her hobbies include cooking and playing with her dog Richard.
Denee likes to keep it simple.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her other hobbies are arts & crafts.
Maybe she keeps it a little too simple.
**To see Sea Gal Denee’s full gallery click here.
Bio Highlight(s): Their favorite movies are: The Hangover, Coming to America and Pride & Prejudice. Oh, and their perfect day would be: sleep in, hit the gym, cute a disease, win the lotto and then jet-set to their own private island.
Curing diseases and watching Coming to America. Fascinating.
Bio Lowlight(s): Their favorite player is Arian Foster.
Their new favorite player is probably Ben Tate.
Bio Highlight(s): Her beauty secret is “less is more.”
Less has never been more.
Bio Lowlight(s): The best concert she’s ever been to is the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
Yes, the band that (I think) only sings Christmas carols.
**Click here to see Linda’s full Flight Crew gallery.
Bio Highlight (s): In an interview with Maxim magazine she is asked to describe a scene from inside her locking room.
“There’s a lot of dancing and being silly. Sometimes there are pranks, like we’ll hide each other’s uniforms or take really embarrassing photos of each other. They’re things that would be stupid to everyone else but are funny to us.”
It’s like she lives in your pervy fantasies.
More Highlight(s): In the same interview she describes herself as: funny, sarcastic, combative and kind of a dork.
Frankly, she seems just a little too good to be true
Bio Highlight (s): Her prized possession is an encased flag that was presented to her by a member of the armed forces and her favorite show is ABC’s 20/20.
She supports the troops and enjoys entertaining, yet educational, new programs. Swoon.
More Highlight(s): She loves pop and hip-hop music and is a former ballerina.
All those things seem sexier with Marlana involved, yes?
What is a surprise is that her major, Kinesiology, is offered at Arizona State.
More Highlight(s): She got a full-ride to ASU on a gymnastics scholarship, she loves the outdoors and she named her cat MacGruber.
Somehow she’s as interesting as she is hot.
Bio Highlight (s): If she could have dinner with anyone it would be Apple Inc. Co-Founder and former CEO Steve Jobs.
It’s just nice to find a cheerleader who doesn’t pick Kim Kardashian or Britney Spears for something like this.
Bio Lowlights(s): Her favorite quote ("How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”) is by Winnie-the-Pooh.
Something about a woman who looks like that (see left) quoting Winnie-the-Pooh just doesn’t sit right.
*To see more of the Stephanie's photo shoot for Esquire, click here.
Bio Highlight (s): Ms. Teleza is majoring in Biology and minoring in Chemistry at Howard, she plans to attend medical school after completing her undergraduate degree and become a pediatrician specializing in infectious diseases.
She’s probably better than all of us.
More Highlight(s): In her spare time she enjoys mentoring children, reading good books, horse-back riding and playing the violin.
She’s definitely better than all of us.
Bio Highlight (s): Her guilty pleasure is eating bags of candy (her favorite food), her hobbies include bowling and baking mini-cupcakes and she says she can eat five pounds of crawfish all by herself.
If that’s all true, it sounds uh-mazing.
More Highlight(s): Her pet peeve is people repeating things over and over.
Thank you! Why are people so annoying?
Bio Highlight (s): Kelsi’s favorite outdoor activities include swimming, mudding (?), 4-wheeling, jet skiing, paint balling and tubing.
Imagine engaging in any or all of those activities with Kelsi, particularly mudding.. whatever that is.
Bio Highlight(s): Her favorite TV shows are SportsCenter and Entourage.
Gotta love a girl who won’t whine when you put SportsCenter on.
Bio Lowlight(s): Her favorite bands are The Fray and Hootie and the Blowfish.
Seriously, Hootie and the Blowfish?
Bio Highlight (s): Sabrina says what makes her unique is that she enjoys handling reptiles (she’s got a Ball Python), being outdoors and big mud trucks.
Big mud trucks? Does Chevy make those?
More Highlight(s): She can count to 10 in Mandarin Chinese, her favorite food is biscuits and gravy, and her favorite store is Bass Pro Shops.
No idea what they sell at Bass Pro Shops (Bass?) but it’s cool that her favorite store isn't Abercrombie and Fitch.
And there you have it.
Ms. Sabrina of the Atlanta Falcons is the hottest NFL Cheerleader in 2011.