Parodies: Have a Little Patience (Wenger)

David JacobsCorrespondent INovember 24, 2008

It's me again with another parody. This time, it involves a very angry
Arsenal manager and his desire for Weng-ance on whoever's nearest.

Tune: "Have a Little Patience" by Take That.

Just have a little
Patience.
You're still hurting from a match you lost.
Spurs felt your frustration.
And then all the losing just stopped.

So please 
keep calm.
And still fold
Your arms.
Don't be too hard on all the players.

They miiiiiight
Need tiiiiiime.
Their legs are numb with no feeling.
Eduardo's still healing.
Just tryyyyyy
And have a little
Patience.

You really wanna start the league again.
I know you wanna be the salvation.
The one that fans can always depend.

Just try
To be strong.
Believe me,
You'll be moving on.
Despite that three-nil loss at Man.City.

It miiiiiight
Need tiiiiiime.
Their legs are numb with no feeling.
Eduardo's still healing.
Just tryyyyyy

And have a little
Patience, yeah.
Have a little
Patience, yeah.

Number one's hard to keep.
Please be calm.
You just have to believe.

Have a little
Patience.

Have a little
Patience.

They miiiiiight
Just need more tiiiiiime.
Their legs are numb with no feeling.
Eduardo's still healing.
Just tryyyyyy
And have a little
Patience.

Have a little
Patience.

Their legs are numb with no feeling.
Eduardo's still healing.
Just tryyyyyy
And have a little
Patience.

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