Cristiano Ronaldo this week pinpointed why everybody seems to hate him so much. It's not the diving, the showboating or the irrepressible petulance with which he conducts himself every time things don't go his way.
No, it's that everyone is jealous of how handsome and talented he is. Spot on, Ron!
He may be shocked to learn, however, that he's not the only Zoolander to pull on a pair of shin pads. Here is a rundown of the best looking guys in the game today, otherwise known as the “10 reasons why your girlfriend will consent to watching a soccer game with you”.