As a kid, I remember going to Round Table Pizza with my mom and step dad. He would always order combination pizza, and I'd have to pick off all the garbage toppings. After eating the pizza, I'd get a dollar which would give me four shots at playing Punch Out.
I never made it past Bald Bull back then. The Bull Charge was pure, unadulterated evil to the reflexes of a seven-year-old.
With the waning popularity of boxing and the meteoric rise of MMA, I decided to recast Punch Out with MMA fighters. Sorry for the crappy photo shops. Actually, sorry for every article I write, as some poor unfortunate soul will stumble upon it and possibly become dumber for reading it.
Body Blow, Body Blow, Uppercut.