WWE Raw Sept. 12, 2011: John Cena and Bret Hart Confront Alberto Del Rio
-We are LIVE! from Ottawa, Canada (home of a tragically bad hockey team)
-Alberto Del Rio is already in the ring and is complaining about being booed and disrespected by a bunch of stupid, Canadian degenerates. He continues with kind of a cheap heat promo completely designed to get the crowd booing him...I thought Alberto was above that kind of thing.
Anyways, sure enough, Bret Hart's music hits and the Hitman joins us in the ring to his usual big pop. Uh oh, Bret called the WWE title a "belt"...SOMEONE CALL VINCE!! Alberto lets Bret have his say then calls him a homeless person who looks like one of those Canadian immigrants who clean his house...that was pretty funny. Anyways, there's a spotlight so guess who shows up?
That's right, John Cena. Cena runs his mouth as usual and proceeds to check out Del Rio's nuts (no seriously) before being all hip and referencing the very popular show Fantasy Island...wait, what?
Anyways, Del Rio wants a fight TONIGHT so that means Cena is going to go one-on-one with...Ricardo Rodriguez. Cena counters by proposing Del Rio vs. Bret Hart for the world title...the crowd seems to like that one a little more even though there's absolutely no way it can possibly happen.
BUT WAIT, Dynamic Dude John Laurinaitis intervenes and books Del Rio/Ricardo vs. Cena/Bret...much better for the very concussed/brain damaged Hart.
Seriously, has anyone checked to make sure Laurinaitis ISN'T Super Dave Osbourne? I'm starting to wonder...
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