Football players aren't necessarily smart. Actually, they're usually on the other end of the spectrum.
And lucky for us, because it means plenty of great quotes about anything from a game to the sport in general to their personal lives to their thoughts on the world around them.
By great, we don't always mean smart or witty or even sensical. We just mean entertaining, because after all, these players are there to entertain us, not teach us about the mystery of life.
With that in mind, here are 10 footballers who could always be counted on for a great quote. Some are current, and some come from the game's past. But all of them knew how to command a microphone.
By the way, these are not in any order.