Adam Miller doesn't have the greatest Twitter account.
He tweets pretty regularly, but his tweets aren't usually very funny or insightful.
Miller gets bonus points for replying to fans, but you don't get much insight into the life of a professional baseball player if you're following him. Miller will tweet the occasional "Game time!" tweet or mention what show he's watching, but overall his timeline is not particularly exciting.
Despite this, I couldn't keep Miller off this list just because of his Twitter handle.
In case you don't know who Miller is, he was the Indian's top prospect for what seemed like half a decade as he struggled with injuries during his rise through the minors. He always pitched dominantly at every level but couldn't stay healthy.
The biggest blow was multiple surgeries on the middle finger of his pitching hand. Once the future ace of the club, Miller might never make his debut.
Luckily he's back at Double-A Akron, pitching out of the bullpen despite the finger issues. Miller has now looked on his past in a satirical way, naming his Twitter handle after the appendix that almost cost him his career. His picture is even him showing off that tricky middle finger (don't worry, he isn't flipping you off).