New England Patriot fans may hope the form QB Tom Brady shows in his new commercial for footwear is not a foreshadow of his playing in the NFL.

As a model, Brady shows how fleet of foot he can be in his new UGG Australia spot. Alas, the only person who may appreciate the prancing may be Tyrannosaurus Rex Ryan.

Brady walks down the mean streets to a Mos Def hop and shows he may either be tone deaf or trying to prove that scrambling is not his strong suit. In terms of content, the commercial follows Brady walking to the locker room via Manhattan.

The savior of the New England franchise shows his flair for flat-footed steps that would make Wes Welker come up with a variety of metaphors.

"Ugh" is a word that may be more fitting than "UGG."

UGG Australia president Constance X. Rishwain believes Brady represents the modern man. She presumes her company’s commercial endorsement will appeal to a new generation of men.

“Working with Tom allows us to celebrate the heritage of UGG and at the same time introduce it to a new generation of modern men like him who appreciate great design paired with the UGG ‘inside’ experience,” Rishwain said.

We began to wonder if she has ever met an American male fan of football.

By placing the commercial on Monday Night Football, the company obviously believes this will have men goose stepping to the local mall like stormtroopers, demanding their UGGs.

If Brady is making his advertising decisions based on wife Gisele Bundchen's recommendations, he would be more successful by plugging Bosley hair transplants for men. His hair looks marvelous.

As for the commercial, Brady seems to be walking along like a man who has never done the Texas two-step. Worse yet, he actually tries to run for a moment and he looks like Albert Haynesworth has accidentally stepped on both feet.

At least Brady is not running around like Rafael Nadal in his underwear, though that advertisement is packaged correctly and may actually sell a fistful of goods.