Welcome to the 2011 NFL season!
2011 is already becoming a season to remember. For the first time over 20 years, the NFL will not have someone named Favre or Manning starting on opening day. Also, thanks to the lockout, we have teams like Philadelphia claiming all the big-named stars over the course of two weeks. But most importantly, we have rookie cheerleaders to think about.
Every NFL season, thousands of hopeful dancers try out for their favorite football team's cheerleading team. Most of them are lofty veterans trying to earn their spot back on the team while others are rookies looking to find their way onto a squad.
Here are the NFL's Sexiest Rookie Cheerleaders for the 2011 Season.
No offense to the city of Cleveland, but I thought it would be a good idea to upgrade your fans with the always beautiful Jaime Edmondson.
The good news is that the Browns could still end up being one of the worst teams in the NFL this year. Oh wait, that is not good news is it?
What is a figure skater doing as a Carolina Panther cheerleader?
Samantha, in her first season as a Top Cat, is a part-time cheerleader and full-time figure skater. That sounds like an awkward combination but it works for her.
After almost winning their 29th Super Bowl last season, the Pittsburgh Steelers went out and started their very own cheerleader team.
OK, that is not true. But they do continue to have some of the most beautiful fans in all of football. As evidence by the two beauties pictured here.
What business does a nursing student from Southgate, Kentucky have cheering at Cincinnati Bengals games? She must really love the Bengals.
Or, she enjoys the free tickets because we all know people are not going to be paying money to watch the Bengals anytime soon.
The question for Meghan is not what she does, but rather, what does she not do.
She is quite the multi-talented person. She can play the piano and the cello and is on the orchestra at her college. She is a full-time pre-med student who tutors other biology majors in her spare time. Oh, and she is also the captain of her university's cheerleading squad.
That is a lot of work in my book. I can barely motivate myself to stand up in the morning, let alone do all those things in one week.
Rachel has a bachelor's degree in political science from the University of Arkansas. One of her dreams is to one day meet and talk to Ann Coulter.
That would make one of us.
In the state of Indiana, one thing is true: football is a way of life. They live, breathe and sleep football up there.
So it is only fitting that a die-hard Colts fan would make the team. Allie loves the Colts almost as much as she loves loaded baked potatoes. What if she could eat that while watching a Colts game? Perfection? In her eyes, I would think so.
Here is a quick rundown of Kristen. She is 23 years old, is majoring in accounting and corporate finance, and this is her first year on the Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleader team.
Is that enough information to use in case of a future interaction?
The name Clarisse will forever be linked to Silence of the Lambs. Anytime I hear that name my first thought is to grab a bottle of Chianti and some fava beans.
Who is Corrine's favorite Philadelphia Eagles player? David Akers of course.
She might not have received the memo just yet, but I am almost certain he no longer plays for them. In fact, I think he might have moved to the other side of the U.S.
It is OK though, Corrine is excused. We still love her.
The Buffalo Bills need to have a cheerleading squad. It is bad enough that no one cares about the team. They just need to find ways to get people in the stands.
Picking up women like Ruby is always a step in the right direction. If Jim Kelly were still around, he might have trouble reading the defenses with her in his peripherals.
Anytime I come across a beautiful NFL cheerleader, the first question I ask myself is if she is single or not. Why? It is just something men like to know.
Well guys, Amber is as single as a dollar bill. She is also a DJ, so make sure to bone up on your techno, remix, and top 40 hits before heading out for a night on the town.
When Brooke was asked where she would love to travel if she could go anywhere, she said, "Calvary, which is right outside of ancient Jerusalem. Visiting this place would help me to re-live the crucifixion at the actual site of where Jesus bared his own cross and was crucified. I feel I would experience a better understanding, appreciation and visual for all that happened at Golgotha."
In other words, if you date her you will be going to church on Sundays.
Bess is in school to become, wait for it, a writer. She wants to be a writer or editor someday. How many grammatical mistakes would I make with Bess as my editor. At least ninne.
(The word nine was misspelled on purpose, it was a pun.)
I have met many dentists and been to plenty of dentist offices, and at no point have I ever run into a dentist as beautiful as Brianna, a New England cheerleader.
She is studying to become a dentist so she is not quite there yet, but the dream of one day having my teeth fixed by someone whose secret dream is to be Princess Jasmine at Disney World will one day be a possibility.
The New York Jets announced their 2011 roster in June of this past summer. Did anyone notice? Not at all.
I will now take this time to introduce to you Brittany, from last season's Jets Flight Crew. She loves Wedding Crashers, Dirty Dancing and Twilight. I am talking about the movies guys, so calm down.
Every now and again, I run into amazing women from the NFL. Jacque is another one.
She recently made the cut to be on the 2011 Arizona Cardinals cheerleading squad to fulfill a lifelong dream. It is not because of the money. Oh no, she is taken care of in that department because when she is not high-kicking on the sidelines, she is licensed professional civil engineer.
Anyone else need something engineered yet?
The San Francisco 49ers Gold Rush are a typical West Coast team. They are hours behind the rest of the United States already but now they do not even update their roster in time for the 2011 season.
So, once again, I get to pick the hottest female from last season's team and Nicole wins by a landslide. Her favorite thing to do is meet new people and gain new friends, so do not be shy if you run into her on the streets of San Fran.
They might not have any cheerleaders, but what they lack in that department, they make up for in others with some of the sexiest fans on earth.
Yes, these women are wearing Bears and Packers wedding dresses. Football is THAT serious up north.
I will give you five guesses to guess what Kara's occupation is besides being a Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader. Go ahead, take your time.
Still guessing? She is a registered nurse who specializes in adoption. Can you imagine your nurse walking into the room and she just so happens to moonlight as a NFL cheerleader? Brain, start your engine.
Do you think this was an easy choice? I had to pick one woman in her first year from the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders who was the sexiest. That's like having to choose which million dollar bill you want for yourself.
Maybe next year I will have to choose between meeting Gisele or Adriana Lima. The choices are too hard.
Besides eating cookie dough ice cream and watching movies, Kayla loves to ballroom dance. That just so happens to be a specialty of mine. I was All-State senior year in high school.
Did I mention she was single too? Don't everyone jump at once.
Can someone explain how the Denver Broncos, which are located in the Rocky Mountains, can field a cheerleading team but the Chicago Bears or Green Bay Packers do not? Is it because of the weather? Because I am pretty sure they get some snow in Colo-freaking-rado!
I would also like to mention that had Kara not been such a die hard USC fan, we could probably be friends. (Yeah, like I had a chance.)
When Kiley, my favorite Miami Dolphins cheerleader as of this morning, was asked who she would love to have lunch with, she replied, "Marissa Miller. She is known for her talents in modeling, but also boxes and surfs."
It is simple and straight to the point. Of course, we both share the same answer too.
The New York Giants love the game of football. They love it so much, they felt is was unnecessary to have a group of cheerleaders because it takes away from the game-day experience.
Really, New York? Cheerleaders at football games is where you draw the line? This coming from a city known for their cat-sized rats, rejects from the Jersey Shore and overpriced housing. But cheerleaders, that would ruin the purity of the game. Sure.
Fresh out of the University of Alabama, this Southern belle likes to eat...anything!
Her favorite foods are Krispy Kreme donuts, McDonald's french fries, Cinnabons, movie theater butter popcorn, and chips and queso. Wow! How does she stay fit after eating all that? If I eat those kind of foods I have to move into the gym for three weeks.
The former Miss Philippines 2010 might look like your average everyday lady, but this beauty packs a punch. She keeps in tip-top shape by doing kickboxing, yoga and taking self defense classes.
In other words, she can easily take you down.
Adriana is a manpower analyst in the United States Air Force. What is that exactly? According to the U.S. Military, it:
Promotes and fosters a continuous improvement environment and modern business management practices. Plans, directs, and facilitates formulation and implementation of Air Force organizational and process standards. Develops and leads A-76 commercial activities studies, and competitive sourcing and privatization initiatives. Develops and implements Air Force productivity enhancing programs, and provides metrics development consulting services. Participates in deliberate and operational planning, and contingency and exercise operations. Programs and validates manpower resources.
Now that is impressive!
The Baltimore Ravens do not have a single rookie cheerleader on their 2011 roster. That gives me the ability to chose a lovely veteran from the team, and I went with a good one, Serena.
Serena is a three-year veteran from Bel Air, Maryland. She is a laid-back type of gal who loves just about any kind of music or television show.
To sum her up, she is a sports fan who loves to listen to all music and watch television. That is my type of woman.
If you take two of anything, unless it is gunshots or kicks to the privates, it will be awesome.
The Houston Texans cheerleaders decided it was a good idea to put not one, but TWO of the Lewis sisters on the team.
As if the Texans cheerleaders were not already the hottest in the NFL, now the have a pair of twins? That is just plain unfair.